Wait, whoa
What the hell is that mu-usk?
Think I'm gonna throw up
But my nasal-hole plugs
Will stop that from comin' true-ue
Man, that's one damn potent funk
Did someone piss off a skunk?
Good ol' nasal-hole plugs
Made of foam, least I assu-ume
Nee-eed now

Good Lord, that odo-or is dire
Clearly some unpleasant animal died
Oh geez, yeuch, feel uneasy, yeuch ow
But it's gonna be-e okay
Least it's okay for me, anyway
I pity any foo-ool, c'mon
Who doesn't own plugs like I do, ow

This situation sucks, ew
For those without nose plu-ugs
Yes, my nasal-hole plugs
My advantage over you-ou-ou-ou, yeah ow
That smell would water up my eyes
Straight from Beelzebub's bu-utt
But my nasal-hole plugs
Will block that wicked scent, true-ue, yeah-eah-eah, ow

Portable, do-on't you know
Ah yeah, buddy, jealous, I know
When they're in my nose, and that's easy, yeah ow
I won't risk a me-elted brain
From inhalin' some stench today
It's such a handy too-ool, c'mon
Couple bucks, you should get some too
Ha-haow, woo, oh-oh-oh-oh-yeah

Cause they're my nasal-hole plugs, oh-oh
This smell might be fatal, phew-ah
But I, but I, but I
Can't share my nasal-hole plugs
Ooh yeah, I'm not able
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaow

Woof, what a pong
Tough luck, buddy
Must save my nostrils

Well, to prove that I'm no-ot a liar
Better take my plugs from where they reside
You'll see-ee, yeah, how handy they can be, dude, yeah ow
In my left pocket's whe-ere they stay
At least I thought so, this is strange
Where the hell they'd get too-oo? C'mon
This is nuts, like they just went "poof", ho-o-ow?

Where the hell are my plugs, where?
I can't have lost my plugs
Now I can smell that funk, oh my
My eyes are leakin' a flood, ow
My right pocket: no plugs, smeg
Backpack: no plu-ugs, what the bollocks?
Are they still at home? That sucks, all right
Where are my plu-ugs, ow
A glint in your eye (I can still see that much)
Now you're really grinnin', oh my (I've got a hu-unch)
Wait, did you pinch them, hands sleight? (all robber-like and such)
You utter bastard, yeuch ow (this really su-ucks)
Now my nasal-hole plugs, yeah
In your no-ose snug, that's shite
They were supposed to go up my nose (paid for those nasal plugs)
I bragged too mu-uch, that's fair, ow