Ow
Mmm, yeah

This film of mine has just been released, and, buddy, I'm su-ure
The critics will ra-ave that it's great, then i-it's Oscars galo-ore
But when I check with Rotten Tomatoes, they're all votin' it do-own
"I'd rather eat a mo-oldy old sandwich I found on the grou-ound"

They're mockin' me online, whoa-oh
They're mockin' me online, whoa-oh
They're mockin' me online, whoa-oh
Not sure if they should, hey, brings me down
I don't think they should, hey, yeah

They say that the dialogue's cheesy and the CG is cru-ude, uh
The plot's got more holes than a sieve, I thought I-I checked for those, du-ude
Wow, apparently I failed each edit, the score was real la-ame, oh no, no, no
They're callin' me a moron, a hack, I'm wo-orse than Michael Ba-ay, oh yeah

They're mockin' me online, whoa-oh
They're mockin' me online, whoa-oh
They're mockin' me online, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
My film wasn't good, hey, I guess now
My movie ain't good, yeah, oh, yeah, now
I thought it was good

Mockin' me online
Mockin' me online, heh
I'm thinkin' I should try and watch the film and watch for what they see
And maybe I will see the suck they saw, not just dismiss 'em, please
Might be online, buddy, oh
Doesn't mean they're not right, buddy, oh

They're mockin' me online, whoa-oh
They're mockin' me online, whoa-oh
They're mockin' me online, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
They say it's not good, hey, that's fine now
I can't say they should not say it, not say it, not say what they want now
My movie ain't good, hey, yeah now
There's no way I should not listen, listen, listen, listen up
I can't say they should not say it, not say it, not say what they want now
There's no way I should not listen, listen, listen, listen up
Some say that it's good, it may be, maybe, maybe not now
Say they're dumb? I should not, yeah, now
Their critiques are good, oh, fix it? I would if I just could
My edits aren't good, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Next film should be good (oh, yeah, yeah, yeah), oh, yeah, oh, yeah