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Song Parodies -> "Jacob Marley"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Party"

Original Performer:

Jessie J

Parody Song Title:

"Jacob Marley"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part 1 of a non-existent series unless I change my mind or get inspired!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, ah
This blows

This whole world's insane now
Obsessed with their Christmas sounds
Don't care that they all hate me
Just proves that they're all crazy
I won't let Cratchit have time off
Bah, humbug! What a load of rot
As I sat down to eat my gruel
"Ooh...see me, Ebeneezer Scrooge"
Wait, no...

Jacob Marley?
Not true-true, this is wrong, you-you here? That's wrong
Must be less grave, more gravy
I'm not seein' a ghost, see-seein' a ghost
Cause you were dead to start, the dear departed, you're part of
How can you possibly be here? I can't contain my shock, cause
Jacob Marley?
Not true-true, this is wrong, you-you here? That's wrong
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Tell me: what made you cross the line
Between life and afterlife?
Some kind of intervention
Beyond my comprehension?
Why are you covered in chain links?
I must've missed you had that kink
Symbolic of your sins? That blows
"Ooh...you have much more of your own"
Ow!

Jacob Marley?
Not true-true, this is wrong, you-you here? That's wrong
Is this some pre-death warning?
I'm not ready to go, rea-ready to go
I would just call humbug on all this bunk, my catch phrase, but
My former partner in my bus'ness? Damn, that twists my tongue, cause
Jacob Marley?
Not true-true, this is wrong, you-you here? That's wrong
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

You think I grouch too much? Bah, humbug, humbug
You think I scrimp too much? Bah, humbug, humbug
You think I'm way too cranky (bah, humbug, humbug)?
Not my fault I'm cranky...wait, wait, wait, no

Jacob Marley?
Not true-true, this is wrong, you-you here? That's wrong
Wait, three more ghosts will haunt me?
I don't want them, just go, want-want them? Hell no
Can't you just call 'em off? You do their job so I can stop
Sittin' here drownin' in my sweat cause, damn, I'm freaked right off, cause
Jacob Marley?
Not true-true, this is wrong, you-you here? That's wrong
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Piss off, ghost!

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Cat Defender - February 07, 2024 - Report this comment
As a Christmas Carol fan, I approve :)
bobpiecheese - February 08, 2024 - Report this comment
Why thank you! I approve of those who defend cats, so I'd call that a win-win.

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