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Song Parodies -> "Off the Cuff"

Original Song Title:

"Where's the Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hanson

Parody Song Title:

"Off the Cuff"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes tech support customers have only the barest possible knowledge of the problem. Here's a business who decides to have a little fun with 'em...
Oh-oh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Woah-ooh-yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

Sometimes my I.T. job is the best thing that there is, oh-ooh-oh
When dealin' with customers who know absolute jack-shit, ooh-ooh
They drive me crazy, but my boss says "Maybe (ooh-ooh)
I'm thinkin' that they're just that foolish (ooh-ooh)
That they might just believe your lyin'" (ooh-ooh)
Free pass to say bullshit

Off the cuff, a load of junk
They'll be so sure it's sound, ain't sound, it's
Off the cuff, make stuff up
Job sucks, I've earned a clown around by now, oh
Ooh, yeah
Woah-ooh
Ooh

When they refuse to believe their laptop is slowin' down (down, down, down)
Because they've got six hundred tabs each in five programs to browse, oh
I end up sayin' "You've got gremlins layin' (ooh-ooh)
They'll breed more with each tab you use, see (ooh-ooh)"
And they buy it, it's why I'm tryin' (ooh-ooh)
To not, to not, to not laugh like Goofy (to not laugh like Goofy)

Off the cuff, I'm spewin' junk
And they're assured it's sound, ain't sound, it's
Off the cuff, it's all made up
So fun, I get to clown 'around lots now, oh

I'm loungin' around, cause my day's easy now (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Can't wait for the next "bright light" to ring through (ooh-ooh-ooh)
"Yes, drowned in bugs now? 'Fraid that's literal, please don't frown
Bring it in, we'll spray it for you" tryin' not to laugh, dude

Yeah

Ooh, their screen is fadin'? Think that I'll be blamin' (ooh-ooh)
That on the fairies, they're so stupid, yeah (ooh-ooh)
There's no slight chance that I'll get fired (ooh-ooh)
Boss knows what we're doin' (boss knows what we're doin')

Off the cuff, straight speakin' crud (talkin' crud)
They're so damn sure it's sound, ain't sound, it's (oh-oh)
Off the cuff, plain make crap up
Not just me, we all clown around lots now
Off the cuff, we all say junk (oh-oh)
To customers, ain't sound, ain't sound, ain't sound, ain't sound
Off the cuff, purely made up
Even the owner clowns around lots now

Off the cuff, huge pile of junk, oh
Oh-oh, uh, uh, uh, oh-oh
Make it up, I'll make it up (make it up)
Make it up, clown around lots now (whoa-ooh-ooh-oh)
Off the cuff, cause they're all dumb (kinda dumb, pretty dumb)
Sound? Ain't sound, ain't sound, ain't sound
Off the cuff (oh, yeah-ee-eah), if they know stuff (oh-oh-oh)
Then, dude, I'm screwed, in deep crud

I only suggest doing this if they're being an incredible douche-canoe along with being ignorant as balls.

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Matthias - October 16, 2017 - Report this comment
I can see the guys from The I.T. Crowd singing this song while messing with their customers! Good work here. Funny stuff!
Max Power - October 16, 2017 - Report this comment
It does feels that way at times.

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