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Song Parodies -> "Boo Naga"

Original Song Title:

"Ooh La La"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Boo Naga"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Not "boo" as in "ooh, spooky" but as in the slang term for "significant other" because I seeming have a thing for parodies about being in love with mythological creatures. For references sake, I mean this kind of naga, not this kind.
You know that I love you for who you are
Even if you suck at drivin' a car (hey)
Cause that's kind of hard when you have a giant tail, no-o feet (hey)
But I love your coils and I just don't care
That you don't have blonde, red or any hair (hey)
Cobra's hood looks hot in a kinda freaky way, you-ou see (hey)
I love the way you wrap around my trunk
But you'll stop when I've had enough (hey)
Baby, flick your tongue the way that I love
It's hands down, you're the one I want

Ooh, my, my baby, I can't lie
I love lookin' in your slitted eyes
And you look back in the same way, love
Know that you'll stay with me and be my boo naga
Take my hand, just don't grab too tight
Because you've got claws that are sharp as knives
But that's okay, know you won't draw blood
'Cause you're the one for me, yes, you're my boo naga

When you shed your scales, it's a private show
Never thought when you showed up at my door (hey)
Bleedin' from your tail cause some hunter dickhole likes tro-ophies (hey)
That we would share an unbreakable bond
Based on fondness for meat and trust (hey)
Can't help it, I love the reptilian touch
Slith'rin' round, shockin' me with hugs

Ooh, my, my baby, I can't lie
Your pronounced fangs give me pause at times
Can deal with that because of your love
I know you'll stay with me and be my boo naga
Poison glands were removed and I'm
Still touched that the plan sprung forth from your mind
You dared not risk a nick in mid-snog
Proves you're the one for me, yes, you're my boo naga

You're my boo naga, you're my boo naga
You're my boo naga, you're my boo na-aga
You're my boo naga, you're my boo naga
You're my boo naga, you're my true love naga
You're my boo naga, you're my boo naga
You're my boo naga, you're my boo naga
You're my boo naga, you're my boo naga
You're my boo naga, you're my boo naga

Ooh, my, my baby, I can't lie
I love the way that you hiss at night

Ooh, my, my baby, I can't lie
It's kinda cute how you swallow mice
Cured our pest threat in no time at all
You fill me up with glee, my little boo naga
Folks may glance from sides of their eyes
Cause shows still abound where snakes are bad guys
Well, I don't care because it's their loss
I'm happy as can be with you, my boo naga

Yes, I'm on my knee, my lovely boo naga
Want you to marry me, my precious boo naga

So this is a song for Smurfs 2, inexplicably by Britney Spears despite Katy Perry voicing Smurfette. And it seems history is repeating itself with Smurfs: The Lost Village, what with Smurfette being voiced by Demi Lovato and the soundtrack single being by Meghan Trainor. Whatever, as long as the film doesn't suck bricks.

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