-> "Sheathe"
Original Song Title:
"Breathe"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sheathe"
The Lyrics
Sheathe that, please
Sheathe that weapon, put that away, I'm beggin'
Will cause some damage, slashin' away
Sheathe that weapon, don't wanna play a session
Of "Dodge the batshit man", not today
No toy, okay?
Refrain, refrain from the swishin'
No toy, okay?
Refrain, refrain, refrain
Sheathe that weapon for longer than a second
Far too erratic, slashin' away
Sheathe that weapon and disarm your expression
You look too manic, mad in the brain
No toy, okay?
Abstain, abstain from the swishin'
No toy, okay?
Abstain, abstain, abstain
Sheathe that, please
Sheathe that, please
Sheathe that weapon, I don't want your aggression
So damn dramatic, slashin' away
Sheathe that weapon, I won't make an exception
"I'm just ecstatic!" That's a lie, mate
No toy, okay?
Refrain, refrain from the swishin'
No toy, okay?
Refrain, refrain, refrain
Sheathe that, please
Sheathe that weapon, makin' a bad impression
So acrobatic, slashin' away
Sheathe that weapon, back in your pants, I'm beggin'
Eyes have been damaged, that's not okay
No toy, okay?
Abstain, abstain from the swishin'
No toy, okay?
Abstain, abstain, abstain
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