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You just can't get good help these days, I guess. Enjoy!
Dude, you suck
Yeah, you suck real bad

You say you'll show in ten minutes
But you take twenty-five
No big deal bein' late for hangin' out
But I'm sick of all your lies
I try to call, but you don't pick up
Is your message inbox full?
Cause if it's not, then tell me why
You don't call back for weeks, not cool

You're always late
Do you even read the time and date?
You can't explain
You're unreliable
Dude, you suck
Yeah, you suck real bad

This is just one of your problems
Which means on you, can't rely
When you get asked favours
Once you get it done after 'bout a month
Whether makin' my car run
Or just a simple lift home
It's always done sloppy, right
I just can't trust you at all, dude

You're useless, mate
Asked for a hand fixin' my old gate
Broken in twain
So unreliable
Man, you suck
Oh boy, crashed my truck
Oh boy, got it stuck
Oh boy, really suck
So bad

Not to be tactless, but your skills are cactus
Results mostly negative
But sometimes you really help
Set my laptop right
Then you got my 'net all screwed
Afraid I just can't bring myself to trust your word
That this time it'll go smooth
I'd trust you more if you weren't three
Days late in gettin' back to me
Kinda suck
Real bad
Quite unreliable

Know that I should not be askin'
You for help anytime
But you're the only handyman around
Who could be arsed to reply
So when I'm listin' all your screw-ups
Describin' you as a tool
It's more a plea to shape up, right
Know you mean well, dude, don't hate you

You've heard me say
That I think you're incredibly lame
I don't, okay
Sometimes my temper soars
But still, I'll say
That your track record still tends to flake
So the fact stays:
You're unreliable
That still sucks
Oh boy, still screw up
You're still unreliable
Oh boy, won't show up
Oh boy, for three months
That's unreliable

You're unreliable
Just fess up
My points, they hold up
Oh boy, but buck up
You'll shape up
Change, man
Is quite achievable

Man, if this guy is the best help that the singer can get, something is clearly wrong. Maybe everyone else responds to requests for assistance with chainsaw attacks, who knows.

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