-> "Restore You"
Original Song Title:
"Adore You"
Parody Song Title:
"Restore You"
The Lyrics
Ho-oh-ho-oh-oh, he-ey-ee, oh-oh-oh, ho-ooh-ooh, mmm
Bu-uddy-y-y, bu-uddy-y-y-y, yeah, I am list'ni-in'
A-Awa-a-are your mage the-ere has just die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ied
I'm afraid that's sti-icki-in'
Hoo-ooh-ooh, ho-oh-oh, bu-u-uddy-y, are you li-ist'ni-i-i-in'? Oh-oh, ho-oh-oh
You made your gu-uy punch me-e
So-o I left you-our co-orpse
You've yelled ten times "You-ou need me-e!"
But I-I think no-ot, dork
I won't resto-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore you-ou-ou-ou-ou
Won't resto-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore you-ou-ou-ou-ou
Bu-uddy, can you hear me-e-e?
I'm not wa-astin' spe-e-ells o-o-o-n you-ou
No-ot fai-ai-air? No-o-o-o-o-o, no-ot fai-air
When you were nea-ear me-e-e-e-e, uh
You wou-ould always sha-ank me fo-or my money
And my-y ra-are-drop weapo-ons
He-ey-ee, ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Might be somewha-at scummy-y
Bu-ut I'll wave i-it o-off (wave it o-off)
Cause you refused to-o heed me-e
When I-I told you-ou off
I won't resto-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore you-ou-ou-ou-ou
Won't resto-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore you-ou-ou-ou-ou
You-ou'll keep lyin' right there, dude
'Til you quit or load a new file, Ste-e-eve, bu-ut you see-ee-ee-ee
No way in he-ell that you-ou'll rejoin our party
Because you don't know what you've been doin'
Your bisectio-ion's on you-ou-ou
Stole my in-ga-ame mone-ey
Le-eft us to the-e o-orcs (got killed by o-orcs)
And you kept acti-in' creepy-y
To ou-our lady-y corps
I won't resto-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore you-ou-ou-ou-ou
Won't resto-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore you-ou-ou-ou-ou
Kinda find i-it funny-y
No-ow that you're a-a corpse
Such a douchebag, so-o greedy-y
So you-our plea's i-ignored
I won't resto-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore you-ou-ou-ou-ou
Won't resto-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore you-ou-ou-ou-ou
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