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Song Parodies -> "Shit Remedy"

Original Song Title:

"Big Energy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Shit Remedy"

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The Lyrics

Part of my "I Want Music" self-challenge. Not sure I need a long-winded explanation for this one, bad doctors do be a thing.
That's a shit, shit remedy
That's a real shit remedy (hey, buddy, when you gon' stop playin'?)

Mad sick, can't feel my anatomy (uh)
But I don't want your big shit remedy (uh-uh)
You claim it's gonna cure my problems handily (yeah)
It's more likely I'll hear the angel's melody (uh)
I got pangs from my core to my extremities (I got pangs)
But I still say that I'd prefer that pleasantry (uh)
To what you say is gonna cure me handily (ayy)
Mad sick, still got room to damage me (ayy, ayy)

I said I don't want it (huh?)
'Cause I know that it's bollocks (bollocks), you should know it (know it)
You twit, don't you dare deposit (yeah)
Any pills inside my lunch, I'll vomit (ooh), I'm just bein' honest (uh-huh)
You can tell me it's homemade (uh)
You should know that means nothin', man (hell no)
Only good for a cake or some donuts, not to medicate (yeah)
Pretty bad try for a prank (for a prank)
Wait, seriously (yeah)?
That is how you want this to be seen (uh-huh)?
Take 'em far from me, better yet, take these
And then drive them right up your back end, please (uh)

Won't put those in me, they'll make me real runny (real runny)
And other side effects, I don't want it (I don't want it)
I won't stuff 'em in my face or way up my ass (uh-uh)
Your intake will make me get more sick fast, ha

Mad sick, cursin' my anatomy (yeah)
But I don't want your big shit remedy (uh-uh)
Enough of 'em could cure my issues handily (yeah)
Only right 'cause it's gonna end real messily (uh)
Found the fast track to turn shit to emergency (really fast)
My parts may hurt but what you peddle fervently (ooh)
Might escalate to what can't be cured handily (ayy)
Mad sick, I won't let you damage me (ayy, ayy)

With your real shit remedy
Screw your shit, shit remedy (real shit remedy)
That's a real shit remedy
That's a shit, shit remedy (real shit remedy)

Yuh, also I'm not wantin' (wantin')
Surgery that you're off'rin' (ooh), won't get cut open (uh-uh)
"Real cinch, I swear it's not phony" (uh)
Pretty big talk comin' from a moron (moron), I'm just bein' honest (yeah)
Seen you take a steak (uh)
Knife drawn, cut it all to shreds, that's a mistake (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Refuse to pay for the visit you've made (uh-uh)
Since last I checked you don't have a license, insane

Not a cent from me, won't get in my tummy (my tummy)
So huffy, really pissed, I don't want it (hell nah)
You just showed up at my door while haulin' such a big bag
That you made look great but it's full of crap, ha

Mad sick, pain in my anatomy (yeah)
But I don't want your big shit remedy (uh-uh)
'Cause all it's gonna fix up really handily (yeah)
Is my life, gonna turn it to a memory (uh)
I feel stabs in my gut, still feel good mentally (I ain't mad)
So I know that you've stolen the identity (ooh)
Of my real doctor, botched that pretty handily (ayy)
Mad sick but I've kept my sanity (ayy, ayy)

Keep your real shit remedy (uh-huh)
Screw your shit, shit remedy (real shit remedy, yeah)
That's a real shit remedy (uh)
That's a shit, shit remedy (real shit remedy, ayy)

I know this song was a bit controversial when it came out for sampling Genius of Love in the exact same way that Mariah Carey's Fantasy did. I probably would care more if I had heard that particular MC track before this year, but I was kind 4 when it came out, so...

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Me - January 24, 2023 - Report this comment
Sh!t parody

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