Let's Michael Bay and blow it off
Another sequel that's gone wro-ong
Reviews all say that it's a bo-o-o-omb
Script's a-a ha-ack-job, let's Michael Bay and blow it off

Relationship's filled with regre-e-e-ets
Keeps goin' do-own like a sunse-e-et
Might've been fun at first, but we-e-e-e-e-ell
Our story's been rehashed to he-e-ell (ooh-ooh-ooh), yeah
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, ta-ake time to scrutini-ise
Both o-of us clo-oser (oh, look a-a bit clo-ose-e-er)
Flaws aren't su-ubtl-le (flaws aren't su-ubtl-le)
So much ru-ubbl-le (so much ru-ubbl-le)
You ma-ay love a Bad Boy, but it's the truth

Let's Michael Bay and blow it off
May think we're solid like a Ro-ock
All our friends say that we should sto-o-o-op
And the-ey're no-ot wrong, let's Michael Bay and blow it off
We're like a huge asteroid, see-ee-ee-ee-ee
And there's no crack oil-drillin' tea-ea-ea-eam
Plus we both hate that mawkish so-o-o-ong
It's la-ame so-oft-rock, let's Michael Bay and blow it off

It's only pai-ain, no gain, you kno-o-ow (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
May think we ha-ave our funny jo-o-o-okes (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But after thi-irteen ho-urs, tho-o-o-o-ose (ooh-ooh)
Are, as clichéd cra-ap, e-expo-o-osed (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
We've got to stop this, babe
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, i-if life's a plot, then my-y
Love's li-ike Pearl Ha-arbor (oh, bit li-ike Pear Ha-arbo-o-or)
Cause it swa-allo-ows (cause it swa-allo-ows)
Any so-orro-ow (any so-orro-ow)
From far more important things, it's the sad truth

Let's Michael Bay and blow it off
A-Always more dangerous than it i-is no-ot, yeah-eah-eah
Our friends say our brains will ro-o-ot
I-If this keeps o-on, let's Michae-ael Bay and blow it o-off

Let's Michael Bay and blow it o-o-o-off
Rush may have kept us holdin' o-o-on
Sure, our friends may act like pure sno-o-o-obs
But the-ey're no-ot wro-ong, let's Michael Bay and blow it o-off, babe
Treated you like a brain-dead squee-ee-ee-ee-eeze
It's not a quirk, it's wrong of me-e-e-e
Though I can change for good, it's wro-o-o-o-ong
To kee-eep thi-is o-on, let's Michael Bay and blow it off (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Most people hate what we've got o-o-on
Don't thi-ink the-ey're wro-ong, let's Michael Bay and blow it o-off, ooh-ooh