You smell that? Euch (just great)
Damn, what was that? Smelly-y (who dropped)
Who did that? Yeah-ee-yeah yeah (ay, ay, can't stand it)
Air out the roo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oom
Yeah, break the windows, doors as well
Cause it smells exactly like death

Boys and gi-irls (gi-irls), play this game (game)
It's really simple (simple), it's called "who made that stank (stank)?"
Because da-ang (da-ang), that shit reeks (reeks)
Makes me wish I lacked a nose, phew-wee
I might throw u-up (u-up), but first, please (please)
Will whoever caused this own up to me?
No "who smelt i-it (i-it), 'twas them who dealt i-it (i-it)"
Here it comes again, who does this?

Someone's makin' a stank (ooh-ooh-wee-ee)
Ooh, could be silent but deadly
Or some other method, dang (dang)
Not sure if it's a fart, man
Conclusion: I won't jump to that
Holy crap, that's ripe
Ew, ew, ew (gro-oss, gro-oss), ew, ew
It's rotting-sku-unk ripe
Ew, ew (gro-oss), ew (gro-oss, gro-oss), ew, ew (gro-oss)

'Fess to me-e (me-e), who did that (that)?
Needed twenty (twenty) fans full-blast (blast)
Some stink-bo-ombs (bo-ombs), or old steak? (steak)
Was it just ga-as, cause that's lame
Who blasts o-off (o-off), lets one out (just lets one out)
When there's a ton of strangers around?
Nose is plugged u-up (u-up), can't belie-ieve ('lie-ieve)
That I still can smell that smell, oh jeez

Who's still makin' a stank? Oh-woah-ooh-oh (ooh-ooh-wee-ee)
Ooh, tell me from a distance, please
Cause I'm sure that you're still rank (rank)
I'm not stupid, so stay back
If you're shy then just raise your hand
Like you're in school, right
Ew, ew, ew (gro-oss, gro-oss), ew, ew
Good lord, it's sti-ill ripe
Ew, ew (gro-oss), ew (gro-oss, gro-oss), ew, ew (gro-oss)

Let me inspect all your armpits, might be stinkin'
They all smell like Axe, bugger, not gonna be quittin'
Did it come from outside? Nope, it smells like daisies
They fill my garden, so I mean that lit'rally
Not gonna serve desserts until I find the smell's location
I'm pretty damn sick of the eyebrow-meltin' sensation
Inspect your bags in case you brought in rotten food
Should have this solved in an hour, if I faint, I'll need two
I have this subconscious fear it came from my rear
I'd look like a giant dick for accusin' all y'all here
And puttin' in y'all a "smell revengeance" fear
Man, if that happens, get me a real stiff beer

Find who's makin' a stank, oh-woah-ooh-oh (ooh-ooh-wee-ee)
Ooh, really hope to isn't me
Would be awkward, to be frank (frank)
If you say you can't smell that
We're all envious of you, man
Cause that smell's still ripe
Ew, ew, ew (gro-oss, gro-oss), ew, ew
Tears flood from my-y eyes
Ew, ew (gro-oss), ew (gro-oss, gro-oss), ew, ew (gro-oss)

Yet to filter it out
Filter it out, fans aren't workin', aw crap
Won't stop, stop, stop, stop
That smell can't be good for our health
Why can't I figure out
Can't figure out, who done did it, aw crap
Good god, god, god, god
Doubt that all the brimstone in hell

Could be worse than this stank (ooh-ooh-wee-ee)
Ooh, a metric ton of blue cheese
Ain't as smelly as this, dang (dang)
Who would ever figure that
At a dumpster convention, man
Somethin' would smell ripe?
Ew, ew, ew (gro-oss, gro-oss), ew, ew
A mystery-y, right
Ew, ew (gro-oss), ew (gro-oss, gro-oss), ew, ew (gro-oss)