Ow!
Hah, ch-ch
Hey-ey-hey-ey-ey

Thought English was the thing which I sucked at least
As a child, was winnin' a whole damn lot of those spellin' bees
I can almost recite diction'ries offhand
You can ask for any word you want and lo, will explain in a snap
But what irks me now, irks me now-n-now-n-now
Really irks me now, irks me now

Hey, no, didn't type it like that
I tried not to rush, still I buggered up that now
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
Come off like a dunce cause I buggered up that, lame

I thought I had this down, feel like a total arse
I've not used spellcheck for a length of time, that stupid habit's killed my art
Finger plain slipped off the "r" and hit the "e"
Now I look a prat, succumb to despair because I miswrote "creep"
It makes me look lazy
Failure irks me now, irks me now-n-now-n-now
Really irks me now, irks me now

Hey, no, didn't type it like that
I swear I don't suck, still I buggered up that now
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
Don't look like hot stuff when I buggered up that now
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
Thought I knew my stuff, still I buggered up that now
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
I feel really dumb since I buggered up that

I dread all of the bad reviews
Because I forgot to check for typos, dude
You can say that I just overreact
But you don't know the picky English majors I have now

Hey, no, didn't type it like that
I'm not a brains-trust, still I buggered up that now
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
My pay check is shot cause I buggered up that now
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
Day should not have come, still I buggered up that now
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
My career is sunk cause I buggered up that now
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
My brain isn't numb, still I buggered up that
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
But it happened, that's so dumb (how'd I bugger up that?), oh-hey-hey-ey
Hey, no, didn't type it like that
Wish that I could bluff "didn't bugger up that now"
Hey, no, like that
No more writin' stuff cause I buggered, buggered, buggered up that
Hey, no, didn't type it like that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Thought I'd never flub, still I buggered up that (still I buggered up that) (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Hey, no, didn't type it like that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
My whole life is done cause I buggered up that (I look lazy cause I buggered up that) (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Hey, no, didn't type it like that (hate to look lazy, yeah-eah-eah) (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Book awards I've won, still I buggered up that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Hey, no, didn't type it like that (hate to look lazy, yeah-eah-eah) (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
I feel like a chump cause I buggered up that (only fools bugger up that) (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Hey, no, didn't type it like that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Might've been just one, still I buggered up that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Hey, no, didn't type it like that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Freak out over one cause I buggered up that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Hey, no, didn't type it like that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Mistakes equal one, still I buggered up that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Hey, no, didn't type it like that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)
Only need the one when I buggered up that (oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh-oh)