I thought this would be borin' as heck
Yeah-eah-yeah, yeah-eah-yeah
I was not expectin' torment instead
Yeah-eah-yeah, yeah-eah-yeah
I'm perched on this fibreglass horse
Yeah-eah-yeah, yeah-eah-yeah
It won't stop, how's this supposed to be fun?
Yeah-eah-yeah, yeah-eah-yeah
And so I scream "Horsie, please, let me leave!"
It picks up speed, kinda seems to me not what I asked, geez

You swore this would be good, but now
I'm on this carousel
Don't stand watchin' me spin around
Must be the fiftieth spin now
Yes, I'm stuck, please, won't you help me?
Do you hate me? Maybe, maybe
I thought this would be dull, but now
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, carousel

Dumb, dumb, dumb carousel

Oh god, I regret all of those snacks I ate
Yeah-eah-yeah, yeah-eah-yeah
This up-and-down motion is more than I can take
Yeah-eah-yeah, yeah-eah-yeah
I think my brain might up and fall out at this rate
Yeah-eah-yeah, yeah-eah-yeah
Not cause of force, this looped music really grates, ee-yeah-ay (hahahahahahahaha)
This plastic seat (yeah) almost seems (seems) fused to me (flat out)
Don't wanna be here eternally (uh, uh) goin' insane speeds (save me)

You told me this feels good, but now
I'm on this carousel
Must you stand there while I spin round?
Must be the sixtieth spin now
Kinda sucks, please make some calls please
Turn this off, real crazy, crazy
How I thought I'd be bored, but now
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, carousel

La-la-la-la-a-la, la-la, ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh
La-la-la-la-a-la, la-la, ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh
You claim that the fear is all in my head (la-la-la-la-a-la, la-la)
Boy, open your dam eyes for a sec
Yeah, cause I am not takin' the piss (la-la-la-la-a-la, la-la)
It's got a lead foot, I don't kid

Folks told me this was good, but now
I'm on this carousel (carousel)
They just stand while I spin around
Must be the eightieth spin now (doubled the speed now)
You all swore this felt good, but now
I'm on this carousel
Not just me here who spins around
Must be the ninetieth spin how (it ain't just me)
No, not just me ('fraid so) here who's stuck, please (so)
Someone save these babies, babies (it's not fun, please)
Held hostage by fake horses now
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, carousel

La, la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la