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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Greet Me"

Original Song Title:

"Please Don't Leave Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Please Don't Greet Me"

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The Lyrics

There's a time and a place for asking questions. And that time and place is never "in the middle of a busy construction site".
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

Did you notice all the noise getting louder?
How many times have I kicked you outta here?
Too busy for consulting (da-da-da-da-da)
And by that I mean if your ass won't leave
I'm not culpable for the pain resulting
You might end up cut to pieces
'Cause I'm mid-construction (da-da-da-da-da)

Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)
Don't notice that you're getting near to people with blowtorches, can you be that thick?
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)

Hazards all around, can't not spot them
What is it with you that makes you act like this?
You sure you don't need glasses (da-da-da-da-da)?
If if you get yourself squashed, that's a big problem
The paperwork involved is ever so obnoxious
Death's also bad, don't need it
Who needs it? So awful, yeah-eah (da-da-da-da-da)

Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), oh-oh
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me, don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)
And don't dare tap my shoulder, 'less you want an ankle grinder dropped on yours, you twit
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me

I don't give a crap right now about the reason you came up to me
'Cause I have no doubt that it wasn't that important, man
Since you're a huge-ass moron (da-da-da-da-da)
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Please (da-da-da-da), please (da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), buddy

Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me, no, don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), it's such a drain
It's such a drain to have to meet you when I know you're gonna waste my time on shit
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me, yeah-eah (da-da-da-da-da)
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), I, I
I shouldn't have to play repeat, dude, but you're still approaching danger like a twit
Please, please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), buddy
Please, please don't greet me

It's also the worst time to ask to speak to the manager, because he's probably built like a brick shithouse from building brick shithouses all day. And has easy access to power tools.

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