Song Parodies ->Authors -> Michael Pacholek
Michael Pacholek, Central Jersey, over 30 and let's leave it at that. Single and looking. Working in retail but definitely looking. Likes: N.Y. Yankees, N.J. Devils, Democrats, books, steak, pasta, ice cream, Pepsi, silly jokes, well-thought-out jokes, good song parodies, 1955-69 rock and roll and anything since that sounds like it. Looking for: Woman who likes the preceding. Doesn't like: Read my parodies and it'll become quite clear. Goal on this site: To make you laugh, to make you think, to dream the impossible dream.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oilfinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 70 | |
| Silly Man's Spiral | Theme from Gilligan's Island | Sherwood Schwartz | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 80 | |
| Born to Choke | Born to Run | Bruce Springsteen | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 112 | |
| Rudolph the Blue-Chip Halfback | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 58 | |
| Flushing Meadow Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 72 | |
| I Cant Stand W | I Can't Get Next to You | The Temptations | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 67 | |
| I May Be Right (Bush May Be Crazy) | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 70 | |
| Dubya Got Run Over By a Reindeer | Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 75 | |
| Brain-Dead Whine | Red Red Wine | Neil Diamond | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 58 | |
| All My Files | All My Trials | Harry Belafonte, later Joan Baez, Mickey Newbury and Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 71 | |
| Tax On the Table | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 3.5 | 3.0 | 2.9 | 52 | |
| He's Always George Dubya | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 97 | |
| Money for Nothing Down in Old D.C. | Money for Nothing (and your chicks for free) | Dire Straits | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 68 | |
| Failure Boy | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 59 | |
| Hannibal | Yesterday | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 62 | |
| Bad, Bad Georgie Bush | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 73 | |
| Hockey Player 99 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers/The Searchers | 3.4 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 78 | |
| The Cowboy In Him | The Cowboy In Me | Tim McGraw | 3.7 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 56 | |
| Big DarkJon | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 76 | |
| Saddam Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 50 | |
| Scandal In the Wind | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 61 | |
| Chester | Pressure | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Goodbye Cool World | Goodbye Cruel World | James Darren | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 59 | |
| Don't Eat There at Subway | Don't Sleep In the Subway | Petula Clark | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 63 | |
| Scenes from a Chinese Restaurant (The Ballad of Ralphie and Alice) | Scenes from an Italian Restaurant (The Ballad of Brenda & Eddie) | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 74 | |
| Captain Jacko | Captain Jack | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 57 | |
| Schiano Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 67 | |
| All You Need Is Shovel | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 60 | |
| Enterprise Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 116 | |
| I'm Gonna Be Berated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.3 | 58 | |
| DeNiro | Hero | Enrique Iglesias | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Along Came Jones (Norah) | Along Came Jones | The Coasters | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 330 | |
| Every Dress You Take | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 60 | |
| I Still Haven't Found Why We Go to War | I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For | U2 | 3.9 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 58 | |
| It's Yao Forever | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 65 | |
| Thick Louse | Brick House | The Commodores | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 38 | |
| Lady Meadowland | Lady Marmalade | Patti LaBelle | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 56 | |
| A World Without Guns | A World Without Love | Peter & Gordon | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 67 | |
| Rings Quagmire | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 64 | |
| Finding Amiright | Blinded By the Light | Bruce Springsteen/Manfred Mann | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 53 | |
| One Shrub | One | U2 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 57 | |
| Ode to Philly Joe | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 70 | |
| Sergeant Mora's Lonely Football Band | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 59 | |
| Mr. and Mrs. Sk8er Boi | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Eve of Disgustion | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 56 | |
| Werewolves of Paris | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 56 | |
| Tomorrow's LeBron | Yesterday's Gone | Chad & Jeremy | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 65 | |
| Rippin' Lavigne | River of Dreams | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 48 | |
| We Can Turn 'Em Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 47 | |
| New Work State of Mind | New York State of Mind | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 52 | |
| Tombstone Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 56 | |
| King On the Road | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 2.9 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 201 | |
| All That Bush | All That Jazz | Chita Rivera | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 127 | |
| Only the Egg Foo Young | Only the Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 72 | |
| The Legislator | The Entertainer | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 44 | |
| Cookie | Cocaine | J.J. Cale | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 59 | |
| Sesamian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 72 | |
| Upon the Goof | Up On the Roof | The Drifters | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 53 | |
| Bert | Hurt | Nine Inch Nails | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 65 | |
| Wit Da Shrub | In Da Club | 50 Cent | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| Florios | Gloria | Van Morrison | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 62 | |
| It Was a Very Strange Year | It Was a Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 64 | |
| Hey Matsui | Louie Louie | The Kingsmen | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 64 | |
| Reason to De-Leaf | Reason to Believe | Tim Hardin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| Pull Your Pants Up | Hold Your Head Up | Argent | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 144 | |
| M-E-T-S | Y-M-C-A | The Village People | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 80 | |
| Kerry, Beat Wayward Son | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | 3.5 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 56 | |
| Head Just Like a Rock | Loves Me Like a Rock | Paul Simon | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 53 | |
| The 7 Flushing Local | The City of New Orleans | Steve Goodman | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 59 | |
| He'll Bury Us | Aquarius | Cast of Hair | 4.5 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 62 | |
| Space Between the Ears Oddity | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 3.1 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 42 | |
| Don't Care If You Say You Love Me | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 74 | |
| Paradise at Addison & Clark | Paradise By the Dashboard Light | Meat Loaf | 3.6 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 58 | |
| Dubya Deceptions | Rainbow Connection | Kermit the Frog | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 48 | |
| Sears in Heaven | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 59 | |
| Crocodile Shlock | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 61 | |
| The Ballad of the War Protestors | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 64 | |
| Drunk and Fallin' On the Floor | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| CuJo Shuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 59 | |
| I Can't Drive | I Can't Dance | Genesis | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 75 | |
| Anti-Bush Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 67 | |
| Parody Writer | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 55 | |
| Bumblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 61 | |
| A World Wit'out Club | A World Without Love | Peter & Gordon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 66 | |
| I Saw Her Skating There | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 46 | |
| The Organist | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 56 | |
| When I'm 84 | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| Don't Vote That Clown | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| Goalie | Lola | The Kinks | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 64 | |
| W-F-A-N | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| Devils With the Prize | Devil In Disguise | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| Buyers of the Porn | Riders On the Storm | The Doors | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| You Are Who | Who Are You | The Who | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 52 | |
| At Last (300 Wins) | At Last | Etta James | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 77 | |
| Voteman | Taxman | The Beatles | 2.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 44 | |
| Can't Stop Hating You | Can't Stop Loving You | Van Halen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| How To Beat Brodeur? | How Can I Be Sure? | The Rascals | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 44 | |
| My Name Is (Giambi) | My Name Is (Slim Shady) | Eminem | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 60 | |
| Tellin' a Lie | Stayin' Alive | The Bee Gees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| Parody 99 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 70 | |
| Give My Songs to Chuck | Give My Love to Rose | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| You Cooked It All Night Long | You Shook Me All Night Long | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 74 | |
| Not Manischewitz | Not Gonna Get Us | T.A.T.U. | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 52 | |
| Pants On Fire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| DiRito Grove | China Grove | The Doobie Brothers | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 45 | |
| Everybody Beats the Mets | Everybody Plays the Fool | The Main Ingredient | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 56 | |
| Hot Tempers In the City | Hot Child In the City | Nick Gilder | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 58 | |
| Long Cool Woman In a Bat Dress | Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress | The Hollies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 282 | |
| Won't Stop Deceivin' | Don't Stop Believin' | Journey | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 76 | |
| I Don't Want That Bush As King | I Don't Want to Miss a Thing | Aerosmith | 2.5 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 59 | |
| Eat My Shoes (The Tucker Carlson Story) | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 70 | |
| Midnight Plane to Georgia | Midnight Train to Georgia | Gladys Knight | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 74 | |
| My Ice, I Floored You | My Eyes Adored You | Frankie Valli | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| Monster Bush | Monster Mash | Bobby Pickett | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| I Got the Cavalier | I Got the Horse Right Here | Guys and Dolls Soundtrack | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.8 | 68 | |
| I Will Connive | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 69 | |
| Duckie Man | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 41 | |
| Philadelphia Cheesesteak | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| I'm a Boozer | I'm a Loser | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 44 | |
| Don't Stop (Thinking I Can Borrow) | Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow) | Fleetwood Mac | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 44 | |
| Bucky Man | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| Tooth Bitin' Decay | Slip Slidin' Away | Paul Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 45 | |
| Come Here, Armando | Come to My Window | Melissa Etheridge | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 64 | |
| Bat Moon Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| Big Slobbers | Back Stabbers | The O'Jays | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Just Like It Was Under Daddy Bush | Just Like Romeo & Juliet | The Reflections | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 62 | |
| Yellow Snow Regime | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| John McLane | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Georgie with the Buck (He Passes) | Judy in Disguise (With Glasses) | John Fred & His Playboy Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 72 | |
| Spinning Heel | Spinning Wheel | Blood, Sweat & Tears | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| World Series Rings | This Diamond Ring | Gary Lewis | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| Paramus Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| Thanks for the Memories | Thanks for the Memory | Bob Hope | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 144 | |
| Come On Scotty | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 54 | |
| Where No One's Gone Before | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| McClane | Cocaine | J.J. Cale | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| Don't Wear That Gown | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 64 | |
| Reasons to Eat Beef | Reason to Believe | Tim Hardin | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 49 | |
| I'm an Ordinary Fan | I'm an Ordinary Man | Rex Harrison | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| California Screamin' | California Dreamin' | The Mamas & the Papas | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 60 | |
| Do It Like P. Diddy | Do Wah Diddy Diddy | The Exciters | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 56 | |
| Return to Blender | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| Runaround Shoe | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 52 | |
| Son of a Bleacher Bum | Son of a Preacher Man | Dusty Springfield | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| Take Good Care of Crybabies | Take Good Care of My Baby | Bobby Vee | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 63 | |
| Denver to NYC (Oy What a Flight) | December 1963 (Oh What a Night) | The Four Seasons | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 51 | |
| Center Seat | Center Field | John Fogerty | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 78 | |
| Flight Through the Night With Scotty | Fight For Your Right to Party | The Beastie Boys | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 49 | |
| Stealin' & Shockin' | Reelin' & Rockin' | Chuck Berry | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 39 | |
| Got to Land On the Space Called Go | No Particular Place to Go | Chuck Berry | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 50 | |
| I'm a Laker | You Can Have Her | Roy Hamilton | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| Hungry Young Man | Angry Young Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 46 | |
| Hatred (Avril's Revenge) | Hatred | The Kinks | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 49 | |
| Georgie Got No Mercy | Ferry Cross the Mersey | Gerry & the Pacemakers | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 61 | |
| Go Away Armando | Go Away Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| I Second That Devotion | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson & the Miracles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Dubya Rock | Limbo Rock | Chubby Checker | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 47 | |
| The Battle of Amiright | The Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 56 | |
| Stupid | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Homer Hanky | Hanky Panky | Tommy James & the Shondells | 2.7 | 2.0 | 2.7 | 187 | |
| Bush Will Break Your Heart | He Will Break Your Heart | Jerry Butler | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 59 | |
| You Were On My Mound | You Were On My Mind | We Five | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| Oy Vey | Oh Boy | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 61 | ||
| Can't Make Me Guv | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 45 | |
| Schwarzenegger | Get Together | The Youngbloods | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 58 | |
| Silly Goop | Alley-Oop | The Hollywood Argyles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 56 | |
| I Run For Gov'nor, Maria | Take a Letter, Maria | R.B. Greaves | 3.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 50 | |
| Don't Stand for Election | Don't Stand So Close to Me | The Police | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| A Boy Named Gray | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 60 | |
| Total Recall of the Gray | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| Groovin' (Every Pitch This Afternoon) | Groovin' (On a Sunday Afternoon) | The Rascals | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 71 | |
| Hang Up the Cell Phone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & the Shondells | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 52 | |
| Sheik! | Shake! | Sam Cooke | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 51 | |
| Buses Full of Old Broads to Atlantic City | The Little Old Lady from Pasadena | The Beach Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| The Crap Sold At Sears | The Tracks of My Tears | Smokey Robinson & the Miracles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 77 | |
| You Take What I Got | You Got What It Takes | Marv Johnson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| There's Fool's Gold In California | All the Gold In California | The Gatlin Brothers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 54 | |
| Modern Songbook | Modern Woman | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 42 | |
| Talk Away, Buffay | Walk Away, Renee | The Left Banke | 4.5 | 4.5 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| You Offend Me | You Send Me | Sam Cooke | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| (The Lights Went Out In) New York City | (The Lights Went Out In) Massachusetts | The Bee Gees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 60 | |
| Pleasant Board Game Sunday | Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 41 | |
| Back On the Jane Bang | Back On the Chain Gang | The Pretenders | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 61 | |
| He's a Flop | At the Hop | Danny & the Juniors | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| Oy Vey (The Blackout Song) | Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Hey, Master Yoda | Gee, Officer Krupke | Mickey Calin | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 52 | |
| Dumb, Dumb, Dumb | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 72 | |
| Golden Stumbler, Carry That Ball, Tight End | Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 47 | |
| She'd Rather Play For Me | She'd Rather Be With Me | The Turtles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 40 | |
| Campaign California | Hotel California | The Eagles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 69 | |
| Gravy | Crazy | Patsy Cline | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 92 | |
| Wild Man | Wild Night | Van Morrison | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 42 | |
| Return to Bender | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| I Guess That's Why These Ballgames We Blew | I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues | Elton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 46 | |
| A Teenage Pitching Ace | A Teenager In Love | Dion & the Belmonts | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Stealing Stuff at Sears | Reeling In the Years | Steely Dan | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 67 | |
| Losers, Chokes & Flops | Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves | Cher | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| Totally Blitzed with Pine Tar | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 52 | |
| These Truths Are Made For Talking | These Boots Are Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 58 | |
| Three Cops I Saw Jaywalking | These Boots Are Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| Travesty | Tragedy | Marc Anthony | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 64 | |
| House of the Golden Arch | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 57 | |
| Gamblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | The Allman Brothers Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| Gobblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | The Allman Brothers Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Angels In the Mourning | Angel of the Morning | Merilee Rush & the Turnabouts | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 74 | |
| Wholesome Prison Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 61 | |
| Those Were the A's | Those Were the Days | Mary Hopkin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| Straight-Living Guy | American Pie | Don McLean | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 77 | |
| Hey, Anakin's Woman | American Woman | The Guess Who | 3.5 | 3.5 | 2.5 | 47 | |
| Bad, Bad Big Hurt Frank | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 54 | |
| He's a Shady | She's a Lady | Tom Jones | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 50 | |
| The Man In Black Is Gone | The Man In Black | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| Don't Know Why (I Made That Call) | Don't Know Why (I Didn't Come) | Norah Jones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 1298 | |
| Georgia In a Bind | Georgia On My Mind | Hoagy Carmichael | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 58 | |
| Bring 'Em On Home, Thome | Bring It On Home to Me | Sam Cooke | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 68 | |
| San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear a Hard Hat On Your Hair) | San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers In Your Hair) | Scott McKenzie | 4.0 | 3.2 | 4.0 | 65 | |
| 30 Months of Proof He's Bananas | 30,000 Pounds of Bananas | Harry Chapin | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 81 | |
| Diamondback | Welcome Back | John Sebastian | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Pete Rose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 73 | |
| Johnny Cash's Computer | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | 3.7 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 57 | |
| The Devil Rays, South of Georgia | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | The Charlie Daniels Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| High Humidity | Silent Legacy | Melissa Etheridge | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 62 | |
| The Little Dumber Boy | The Little Drummer Boy | The Harry Simeone Chorale | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 119 | |
| Pardon the Interruption | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| Help Me Make It Through the Flight | Help Me Make It Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| J.Lo Goodbye | Hello Goodbye | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| The Fake Green Grass of Dome | The Green, Green Grass of Home | Tom Jones | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 56 | |
| Please, Georgie, Please (Don't Fly B-17) | Please Mr. Please (Don't Play B-17) | Olivia Newton-John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Fines | Signs | The Five Man Electrical Band | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 59 | |
| Sixteen Scandals | Sixteen Candles | Johnny Maestro & the Crests | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| Crazy Mama, Oy Vey, Madonna | Donna the Prima Donna | Dion | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| The New York Jets | Like a Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 228 | |
| Where Was the Fundin'? | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 52 | |
| Georgie Is a Wrong Wrong Man | It Would Take a Strong Strong Man | Rick Astley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| Panic Sunday | Manic Monday | The Bangles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| Simply Indefensible | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 45 | |
| The Fool On the Pills | The Fool On the Hill | The Beatles | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 47 | |
| OxyContin | Captain Jack | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 74 | |
| Flyin' Fries | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 56 | |
| California's Dumb | California Sun | Joe Jones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 77 | |
| The Wreck of the Edgar Martinez | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| The Battle of New England | The Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 64 | |
| Cleopatra | Come Together | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 64 | |
| When You Say 'Bud Selig' | When You Say 'Budweiser' | Budweiser Beer Commercial | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 241 | |
| Cardinals' Sin | Cardinal Sin | Black Sabbath | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 61 | |
| Three Rivers | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Rocky Mountain Guys | Rocky Mountain High | John Denver | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 63 | |
| I Still Kissed Someone | I Still Miss Someone | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 46 | |
| Padres | Padre | Toni Arden | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 64 | |
| Vicodin | Honesty | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| Doans Pills Relievin' | Don't Stop Believin' | Journey | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 75 | |
| W-T-P | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| Babe Ruth, His Ghost is Walking | These Boots Are Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 61 | |
| Blue Jays | Blue Moon | The Marcels | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 66 | |
| Money (That's What He's Got) | Money (That's What I Want) | Barrett Strong | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| Lionize | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| There Nobody Sees Your Game | Where Everybody Knows Your Name | Gary Portnoy | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 63 | |
| The Ballad of John's Hot Cocoa | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 60 | |
| Jeff Weaver | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 927 | |
| The Bumbler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 69 | |
| I Burst at the Seams | I Go to Extremes | Billy Joel | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 48 | |
| The Minivan Alexa | The Downeaster Alexa | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 58 | |
| Bill Parcells | Whispering Bells | The Dell-Vikings | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 60 | |
| Diva, My Wages (A Wild Man's Lament) | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 47 | |
| Bond On the Run | Band On the Run | Paul McCartney | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 48 | |
| Richard the Third | Grease (Is the Word) | Frankie Valli | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| 1-2-3 (I Count) | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| Tired of Weighing for You | Tired Of Waiting For You | The Kinks | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 46 | |
| Mack the Beth | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| Fuzzy Math | Monster Mash | Bobby Pickett | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Pal Wesley Clark | Palisades Park | Freddy Cannon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| Everybody Hates You Now | Everybody Loves You Now | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 44 | |
| Middletown | Allentown | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 60 | |
| Goodnight Bronx | Goodnight Saigon | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Scandal Flag | Grand Old Flag | George M. Cohan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 46 | |
| Stacy's Hot Mother | Sylvia's Mother | Dr. Hook | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 149 | |
| An Innocent Fan | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 62 | |
| Stacy's Dad | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 848 | |
| Facing Tino | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 49 | |
| Please Cheese Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| Dante's the Guy | Don't Ask Me Why | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| She's Gotta Weigh | She's Got a Way | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 86 | |
| The Ballad of Georgie the Kid | The Ballad of Billy the Kid | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| A Matter of Rust | A Matter of Trust | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 53 | |
| It's Still Sugar Bowl to Me | It's Still Rock and Roll to Me | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 54 | |
| No JFK | YMCA | The Village People | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 74 | |
| I'm Giving You the Gate, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 45 | |
| Radar O'Reilly | Baba O'Riley | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 66 | |
| Just My Favorite Bar | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| To All the Girls We've Sung About | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 67 | |
| Just Concrete Where I Lived | On the Street Where You Live | Jeremy Brett | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| The First Hotel | The First Noel | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 73 | |
| Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie No Job Secure Economy | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 57 | |
| Smurf City | Surf City | Jan & Dean | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 68 | |
| Flushing Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| I'm Driving Rudolph | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Can't Get It Right (The Ballad of M & P) | We've Got Tonight | Bob Seger | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 69 | |
| Y-O-G-I | Y-M-C-A | The Village People | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 65 | |
| Tom DiJulio | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| Drippy Drippy Shake | Hippy Hippy Shake | The Swingin' Blue Jeans | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| Using My Derision | Losing My Religion | R.E.M. | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 61 | |
| Quitter | Fighter | Christina Aguilera | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Release Ravi's Dad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| Beat That Rival Team This Time | Get Me to the Church On Time | Stanley Holloway | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 53 | |
| The Longest Film | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 53 | |
| With Help From My Little Friend | With a Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 90 | |
| Georgie the Snowjob | Frosty the Snowman | The Ronettes | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 62 | |
| Aching Back | Paint It, Black | The Rolling Stones | 3.3 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 82 | |
| George Constanza | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| Away From the Rangers | Away In a Manger | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 78 | |
| Sesame Street Xmas (Thank you, Grover) | Happy Xmas (War Is Over) | John Lennon | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 59 | |
| Where Have All the Dodgers Gone | Where Have All the Flowers Gone | Pete Seeger | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 50 | |
| Increase the Dose | And So It Goes | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| Shouldn't It Be Parodied | Wouldn't It Be Loverly | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 57 | |
| I Am The Rock | I Am a Rock | Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 58 | |
| You Better Headset | You Better You Bet | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| I'm In the Fortress | I Am the Walrus | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 45 | |
| Living For the Suburbs | Living For the City | Stevie Wonder | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 43 | |
| Say Goodbye to Hollywood (Say Goodbye Madonna) | Say Goodbye to Hollywood (Say Goodbye My Baby) | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| Bummer, Bushland Falls (Berlin Or Pretoria) | Summer, Highland Falls (Sadness Or Euphoria) | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Winchester Is Evil | Winchester Cathedral | The New Vaudeville Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| Missing Puffy | Makin' Whoopee | Eddie Cantor | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| The Most Wonderful Dame with that Rear | The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| High Life | My Life | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| Sixteen Games | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| Movie Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| O Come, All Ye Wingnuts (Adeste El Doofus) | O Come, All Ye Faithful (Adeste Fideles) | Traditional Christmas Carol | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 61 | |
| Deleting All the Sex | Leader of the Pack | The Shangri-Las | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| You're a Mean One, Mr. Bush | You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Doctor Seuss | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 283 | |
| Sickie | Mickey | Toni Basil | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 57 | |
| My Front Pages | My Back Pages | Bob Dylan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| Titan Up | Tighten Up | Archie Bell & the Drells | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 72 | |
| Skate Right Off | Take It Off | The Donnas | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| Al 'n' Yetta '04 | Al 'n' Yetta | Allan Sherman | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.4 | 69 | |
| Blunderful Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 54 | |
| While My Guitar Is Unsigned | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| The Ballad of Mike Pacholek | The Ballad of Davy Crockett | Bob Hayes | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.7 | 69 | |
| I'm-a Jeff Weaver | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 53 | |
| Dallas Sucks | Cleveland Rocks | Ian Hunter | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 776 | |
| Costanza | Bonanza | Lorne Greene | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 66 | |
| The Ballad of the Yellow Guy | The Ballad of the Green Berets | Barry Sadler | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 68 | |
| 26 Miles (Old Man Swims) | 26 Miles (Santa Catalina) | The Four Preps | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 222 | |
| Battle Hymn of the Republican | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 87 | |
| Dean On Me | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 44 | |
| Bilious Lies | Brilliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| It's Oprah | It's Over | Roy Orbison | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| Punxsatawnian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 53 | |
| There's a Poll That I'm Losing | There's a Hole in the Bucket | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 53 | |
| They're Coming to Take Dean Away, Ha-Ha! | They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Ha! | Napoleon XIV | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.0 | 91 | |
| Season On the Trail | Seasons In the Sun | Terry Jacks | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 67 | |
| Jell-O Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 45 | |
| Jumping o'er the Shark | Dancing in the Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 132 | |
| Seasons of James Bond | Seasons In the Sun | Terry Jacks | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| Boss Side Now | Both Sides Now | Joni Mitchell | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 51 | |
| Don't Jump the Shark | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 56 | |
| Toxic | Taxi | Harry Chapin | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 49 | |
| I Am the Public Defender | This Is the Time to Remember | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 82 | |
| Election City | Atlantic City | Bruce Springsteen | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 53 | |
| The Reckoning of These Song Titles | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| In the Year 1918 | In the Year 2525 | Zager & Evans | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 79 | |
| You Can't Wear That | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 48 | |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | Me and Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 64 | |
| Say Goodbye to Dubya | Say Goodbye to Hollywood | Billy Joel | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| Rura Penthe Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| Georgie with his Lies of Diamonds | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 177 | |
| Talkin' Westerns (Gary, Randy & the Duke) | Talkin' Baseball (Willie, Mickey & the Duke) | Terry Cashman | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 82 | |
| No Sex & the City | A Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| Quarterback Loser | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 41 | |
| Facts, Ma'am | Taxman | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 56 | |
| Drunky Flunk Women | Honky Tonk Women | The Rolling Stones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 47 | |
| Let's Beat George Bush Together | Let's Spend the Night Together | The Rolling Stones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| My Favorite Rings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 62 | |
| You Soaped the Words Right Out of My Mouth | You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth | Meat Loaf | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| Pair o' Dice In Casino Light | Paradise By the Dashboard Light | Meat Loaf | 3.5 | 3.7 | 4.3 | 66 | |
| Solitaire | Honesty | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| When the Pitch Comes In | When the Ship Comes In | Bob Dylan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 42 | |
| Henny Penny, She's a Clucker | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 59 | |
| I Vike It Like That (Minnesota Football Blues) | I Like It Like That | Chris Kenner | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| Hawk! We Don't Got No Cup Ring | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 72 | |
| Vain Slobs Keep Pourin' On Their Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 44 | |
| The Ballad of Second Roles | The Ballad of Jed Clampett | Flatt & Scruggs | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 62 | |
| Ticked Off The Bride | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| All You Want to Do Is Drive | All You Want to Do Is Dance | Billy Joel | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 58 | |
| Alternate Universe | Across the Universe | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 74 | |
| Frasier | Pressure | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Rummy's Dummy | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| Randy (Pitched a Fine Game) | Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) | Looking Glass | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 52 | |
| Purple Prose | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Dubya, No | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Here Comes the Bus | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 55 | |
| Mister Jackman | Frere Jacques | Traditional | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 52 | |
| Trill In Disguise | Brilliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 47 | |
| Bad Bill Hung | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| It Ain't Us, Babe | It Ain't Me, Babe | The Turtles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 53 | |
| Un-American Trilogy | An American Trilogy | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| John Kerry, Restore | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 58 | |
| Zealous Guy | Jealous Guy | John Lennon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 40 | |
| Damn Cicada Time | Mashed Potato Time | Dee Dee Sharp | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 58 | |
| Splendid Grade of Splinter | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 50 | |
| Bone of Contention | Ball of Confusion | The Temptations | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| You Are So Powerful (Thome) | You Are So Beautiful (To Me) | Joe Cocker | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 45 | |
| Indiscreet Where You Live | On the Street Where You Live | Jeremy Brett | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 47 | |
| We Got Ruth, Babe | I Got You, Babe | Sonny and Cher | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| Desdemona | Desperado | The Eagles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 57 | |
| It's Still Octopus to Me | It's Still Rock and Roll to Me | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 50 | |
| A Contender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 62 | |
| J-Lo Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| Please Come to Boston (The Man From New Jersey) | Please Come to Boston (The Man From Tennessee) | Dave Loggins | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 441 | |
| Con Boy | Convoy | C.W. McCall | 3.4 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 155 | |
| Prosecutaville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 47 | |
| The Grandson of John F. Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| The Blunder of It All | The Wonder of It All | Foxwoods Commercial Jingle | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 290 | |
| I'm President the 8th, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 3.5 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Tip Talked Too Much | You Talk Too Much | Joe Jones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 62 | |
| Hidden Banana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 81 | |
| The Wreck of the President Gerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| Mama Told Me (Not to Run) | Mama Told Me (Not to Come) | Three Dog Night | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 55 | |
| Chester Arthur's Theme | Arthur's Theme | Christopher Cross | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 70 | |
| It's Cleveland Or Not | Believe It Or Not | Joey Scarbury | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 67 | |
| Peanut Farmer | Peanut Butter | The Marathons | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 77 | |
| Not to Be | Let It Be | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 54 | |
| Pronged Thumb, Ooh! | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 41 | |
| When Georgie Lies | When Smokey Sings | ABC | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 60 | |
| The Record of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 52 | |
| Did You Ever Think That Bush Had a Mind? | Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? | The Lovin' Spoonful | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 47 | |
| Washington Lineman | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 41 | |
| Silent Is Calvin | Silence Is Golden | The Four Seasons | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 60 | |
| When You Saw Atkins' End | With a Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 40 | |
| Cheney | Changes | David Bowie | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 63 | |
| Shortstop In the Wind | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 44 | |
| Oldman, Actor | Old Man River | Paul Robeson | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 56 | |
| Incensed At Arrogance | Incense and Peppermints | The Strawberry Alarm Clock | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 80 | |
| Back With the M-E-T-S | Back In the U.S.S.R. | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 66 | |
| Return the Blunder | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 49 | |
| Monopolyville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 48 | |
| Royce's Summer | The Boys of Summer | Don Henley | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 48 | |
| You've Lost That Gov'nor Feelin' | You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' | The Righteous Brothers | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 58 | |
| Are You Kidding, Franklin Pierce? | Reeling In the Years | Steely Dan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 63 | |
| Give Me That Old-Time Derision | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Free Zellin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 57 | |
| Beyond the Tee | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| I Went and Broke My Hand | I Want to Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 52 | |
| Matt-and-Benny-ville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 43 | |
| The Andy Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 61 | |
| Missouri Was Happy | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 62 | |
| Free Cellin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Ah Cain't Git No Satisfaction | I Can't Get No Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 84 | |
| Destiny | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 49 | |
| Cat's What You Think Of | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 51 | |
| Caffeine | Cocaine | J.J. Cale | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 88 | |
| Dubya Governs Like He's Stoned | Papa Was a Rolling Stone | The Temptations | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 56 | |
| Taft | Shaft | Isaac Hayes | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 94 | |
| R.B. Hayes | Glory Days | Bruce Springsteen | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 56 | |
| Feel Like I'm Nixon, I Lie | Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die | Country Joe & the Fish | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 73 | |
| Rough and Ready | Get Ready | The Temptations | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 43 | |
| Let's Go, Dolley! | Hello, Dolly! | Louis Armstrong | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 49 | |
| Yellow Journalists | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 58 | |
| Our Dollar Bill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 52 | |
| Gone Down | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 45 | |
| Warren Harding | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 70 | |
| Rider On The Rough | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 49 | |
| A Two And A Three Ain't Five | Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad | Meat Loaf | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 50 | |
| Those Lips I Read | Roses Are Red | Bobby Vinton | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 51 | |
| Up To Sniffle Creek | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 71 | |
| Honest Abe | Honesty | Billy Joel | 3.9 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 66 | |
| Loaiza | Low Rider | War | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 49 | |
| Why, JQA? | YMCA | The Village People | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 61 | |
| Poorhouse Rock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 56 | |
| Forgotten (The Ballad of Millard Fillmore) | Forget Him | Bobby Rydell | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 58 | |
| Teflon | Levon | Elton John | 4.4 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 52 | |
| Repub Thumping | Tubthumping | Chumbawumba | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 62 | |
| President They Call James Monroe | No Particular Place to Go | Chuck Berry | 3.7 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 58 | |
| What Becomes of What Polk Has Started | What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted | Jimmy Ruffin | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 59 | |
| We Gotta Get Bush Fired | We Didn't Start the Fire | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 86 | |
| Xanadu | O, Canada | Robert Stanley Weir | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Babe Ruth's Curse Is Coming to Town | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Various | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 55 | |
| We Built This Country | We Built This City | Starship | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 75 | |
| Goody Woody | Goody Goody | Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 73 | |
| Hard Headed Adams | Hard Headed Woman | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Thirty-Six Votes for Impeachment | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 50 | |
| Turn the Coat | Turn the Page | Bob Seger | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 44 | |
| Buck Be a Lady | Luck Be a Lady | Marlon Brando | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 59 | |
| Indiana Sent Me | Indiana Wants Me | R. Dean Taylor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 76 | |
| Every Bar Has Its Norm | Every Rose Has Its Thorn | Poison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| Flyin' Guys | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 55 | |
| No Defeat This October | No Retreat, No Surrender | Bruce Springsteen | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 66 | |
| Are You Loathsome Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 105 | |
| Too Dutch | Too Much | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 57 | |
| We Are the Idiots | We Are the Champions | Queen | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 60 | |
| Please Mr. Please (Don't Say '1918') | Please Mr. Please (Don't Play B-17) | Olivia Newton-John | 4.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 182 | |
| The A of Rod | The Way of Love | Cher | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 63 | |
| Your Year | Your Song | Elton John | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 60 | |
| This Team's a Lemon | Life Is a Lemon | Meat Loaf | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 58 | |
| Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Vote | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Traditional | 4.5 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 55 | |
| White Elephant | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 42 | |
| Will You Love Me Tomorrow (If I'm Broke Tonight) | Will You Love Me Tomorrow | The Four Seasons | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 56 | |
| City of New Voters | City of New Orleans | Arlo Guthrie | 4.4 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 63 | |
| How Can This Be Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men At Work | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 48 | |
| Yankee Strudel | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 78 | |
| Pigs Are Flying | Crying | Roy Orbison | 4.4 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 61 | |
| Five Hundred Songs | Faith of the Heart ('Star Trek: Enterprise' Theme) | Russell Watson | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 66 | |
| Shark! This Show Is Now Jumping | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional Christmas Carol | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 69 | |
| I'd Do Anything For Bush (But I Won't Do That) | I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) | Meat Loaf | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 66 | |
| My Name Is... (John Kerry) | My Name Is... (Slim Shady) | Eminem | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 63 | |
| Mr. Kerry | Mr. Lonely | Bobby Vinton | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 49 | |
| Election's Fair | Scarborough Fair | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.4 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 60 | |
| Sittin' With a Shock On TV | Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 52 | |
| The Wait | The Weight | The Band | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 64 | |
| Had to Get Loan | Bad to the Bone | George Thorogood | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 52 | |
| Lieberman, Howard and John | Abraham, Martin and John | Dion | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 64 | |
| Rain Delay Players #12 & 35 | Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 | Bob Dylan | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 53 | |
| Dylan At the Bat | Stuck Inside of Mobile | Bob Dylan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 57 | |
| Miffed Today | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 52 | |
| Oy Says the World | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | 4.5 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 60 | |
| Temporary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 39 | |
| I Want Condi | I Want Candy | The Strangeloves | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 61 | |
| The Curse Ain't Gonna Work Anymore | The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore | Frankie Valli | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 54 | |
| Lose Like Adlai | Lover Her Madly | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Mater Alma | Mother-In-Law | Ernie K-Doe | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 51 | |
| The Man Who Said Fox Sure Ain't Balanced | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Gene Pitney | 3.3 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 49 | |
| Play Me Amiright Songs, Chuck | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 71 | |
| Breaking Up the Caribou | Breaking Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 52 | |
| Biceps Have Been Thinned | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 4.5 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| A Little Bit of Juice | A Little Bit o' Soap | Jarmels | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 60 | |
| Your Cheatin' Wood (1966 version) | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 45 | |
| Yule Log | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 46 | |
| Wet Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 55 | |
| Your Cheatin' Wood (1949 version) | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 51 | |
| Go-Beer Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 51 | |
| His Nose Is Red (Grandma's Revenge) | Roses Are Red (My Love) | Bobby Vinton | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 62 | |
| Don't Ask, Jedi | Don't Ask Me Why | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 57 | |
| I Shall Be Deceased | I Shall Be Released | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 56 | |
| All Along the Bat-Signal | All Along the Watchtower | Jimi Hendrix | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 52 | |
| All Along the Two Towers | All Along the Watchtower | Jimi Hendrix | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 57 | |
| Just Like the Yankees | Just Like a Woman | Richie Havens | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 56 | |
| Of Course, I've No Blame | A Horse With No Name | America | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 51 | |
| Nights Doing Latin | Nights In White Satin | The Moody Blues | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 47 | |
| Calamine Lotion | Loco-Motion | Little Eva | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 414 | |
| Summertime for Santa | Summer In the City | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 44 | |
| St. Nicholas Comes to New Jersey | A Visit From St. Nicholas | Clement Moore | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 54 | |
| Good King, Bush Is Not | Good King Wenceslas | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 75 | |
| Marley the Ghostman | Frosty the Snowman | The Ronettes | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 65 | |
| Why Am I a Miser? | Why Am I a Misfit? | Paul Soles | 4.2 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 48 | |
| Big Miser Song | Snow Miser Song/Heat Miser Song | Dick Shawn and George S. Irving | 3.8 | 2.6 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Cratchit, the Brown-Nosed Loan Clerk | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| The Christmas of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 63 | |
| Bah! Bah! A Humbug! | Baba O'Riley | The Who | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 138 | |
| DeLorean | Gloria | Laura Branigan | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 76 | |
| Won't Think Once, His Wing's Right | Don't Think Twice, It's All Right | Bob Dylan | 3.1 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 55 | |
| The Night I Drove 'Bout Sixty-Nine | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | The Band | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 66 | |
| Lonely Nights (In White Satin) | Lonely Days | The Bee Gees | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 53 | |
| Double Entendre | Help Me, Rhonda | The Beach Boys | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 72 | |
| Marmoset | Mama Said | The Shirelles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 68 | |
| Dark Angel | Dark Lady | Cher | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Shaky Flaky Song | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 60 | |
| Shaky Flaky Song | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 59 | |
| W-I-P | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 56 | |
| Seasons of Carson | Seasons In the Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 56 | |
| Thank You (Causeye Noyull Be Nice Elf Agin) | Thank You (Falettin Me Be Mice Elf Agin) | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 54 | ||
| Are You Jokesome Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 81 | |
| I Am, I Think | I Am, I Said | Neil Diamond | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 58 | |
| Reason for Aleve | Reason to Believe | Tim Hardin | 4.4 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| When Arwen Pouts | When Smokey Sings | ABC | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 61 | |
| Raspberry Rings Forever | Strawberry Fields Forever | The Beatles | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 53 | |
| The Ballad of Billy Joel | The Ballad of Billy the Kid | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 66 | |
| Bigfoot John | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 65 | |
| Obloquy Dubya | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 66 | |
| No More Fun (On NBC) | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 44 | |
| Stallone Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 103 | |
| Messier | Loverly | Julie Andrews | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 49 | |
| Heart's Been Sold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Love the One Who's Sith | Love the One You're With | Stephen Stills | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 41 | |
| My, My, Hey, Hey (Out of the Black) | My, My, Hey, Hey (Out of the Blue) | Neil Young | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 42 | |
| I Gotta Go | I Gotta Know | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| There Is a Crisis | There Is a Mountain | Donovan | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 47 | |
| Lost On the Street | Lost In Your Eyes | Debbie Gibson | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 62 | |
| 100 Years (A Dying Cub Fan's Lament) | 100 Years | Five For Fighting | 3.1 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 552 | |
| Miss My Hockey | Mr. Lonely | Bobby Vinton | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 47 | |
| Bettman | Taxman | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 55 | |
| You Don't Know Squat | You Don't Know Me | Ray Charles | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 47 | |
| Home On the Strange | Home On the Range | Brewster Higley | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Eternal Song | Eternal Flame | The Bangles | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 66 | |
| Miracle On Ice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 54 | |
| Dripping the Chaw | Breaking the Law | Judas Priest | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 63 | |
| Snot Flooded | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 45 | |
| Hymn to Dem | A Hymn to Him | Rex Harrison | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 53 | |
| The Arresting of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 62 | |
| Pink Dresses | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 56 | |
| Why Can't the Bushes? | Why Can't the English? | Rex Harrison | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 69 | |
| View from the Cradle | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 53 | |
| Monkeys' Room | In My Room | The Beach Boys |