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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Mama, Oy Vey, Madonna"
Original Song Title:
"Donna the Prima Donna"
Original Performer:
Dion
Parody Song Title:
"Crazy Mama, Oy Vey, Madonna"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Truth: Madonna is awful, always was, and always will be. Dare: I dare you to watch her next movie all the way through, no popcorn break, no bathroom break, no barf break!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
(Oh, crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Hurts my ears!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Twenty years!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
I need beers!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Oh, I saw a girl in '83
(Madonna)
all over the MTV
(Madonna)
but in time I realized
(Madonna)
her music just was not a prize!
(Madonna)
I remember the guys she dated.
(Madonna)
Nearly all of her songs I've hated.
(Madonna)
Don't have her records on my shelf.
(Madonna)
Now she just makes a fool of herself.
I call her
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Hurts my ears, now.
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Twenty years, now.
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Kissing Spears, now.
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Skanky little girl, you're just having fun.
Running all around, you break designers' hearts.
Skanky little girl, go put on some pants.
You're 45 years old, who cares if you can dance?
She always wears kinky outfits and she's a bore.
(Madonna)
She got 'em at her husband Guy Ritchie's store.
(Madonna)
She wants us to watch her forevermore.
(Madonna)
Even though she'll always act like a whore!
I call her
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Hurts my ears!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Twenty years!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Kissing Spears!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Skanky little girl, you're just having fun.
Running all around, you break film critics' hearts.
Skanky little girl, go put on some pants.
You're 45 years old, who cares if you can dance?
She always wears kinky outfits and she's a bore.
(Madonna)
She got 'em at her husband Guy Ritchie's store.
(Madonna)
She wants us to watch her forevermore.
(Madonna)
Even though she'll always act like a whore!
Whoa, whoa, whoa
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
(repeat 'til fade)
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
(Oh, crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Hurts my ears!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Twenty years!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
I need beers!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Oh, I saw a girl in '83
(Madonna)
all over the MTV
(Madonna)
but in time I realized
(Madonna)
her music just was not a prize!
(Madonna)
I remember the guys she dated.
(Madonna)
Nearly all of her songs I've hated.
(Madonna)
Don't have her records on my shelf.
(Madonna)
Now she just makes a fool of herself.
I call her
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Hurts my ears, now.
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Twenty years, now.
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Kissing Spears, now.
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Skanky little girl, you're just having fun.
Running all around, you break designers' hearts.
Skanky little girl, go put on some pants.
You're 45 years old, who cares if you can dance?
She always wears kinky outfits and she's a bore.
(Madonna)
She got 'em at her husband Guy Ritchie's store.
(Madonna)
She wants us to watch her forevermore.
(Madonna)
Even though she'll always act like a whore!
I call her
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Hurts my ears!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Twenty years!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Kissing Spears!
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Skanky little girl, you're just having fun.
Running all around, you break film critics' hearts.
Skanky little girl, go put on some pants.
You're 45 years old, who cares if you can dance?
She always wears kinky outfits and she's a bore.
(Madonna)
She got 'em at her husband Guy Ritchie's store.
(Madonna)
She wants us to watch her forevermore.
(Madonna)
Even though she'll always act like a whore!
Whoa, whoa, whoa
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
(Crazy mama, oy vey, Madonna)
(repeat 'til fade)
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It's easy to dislike Madonna. She's pulled quite a few cheap stunts. I'll bet she's laughing all the way to the bank.
Yea, she's pulled some stuff, but I think, but for right now she's ok....and like Diva said, she's laughing all the way to the bank. :D
I'd just like to point out that I used this title, including the words "Oy Vey," and wrote this parody AFTER she got into Kabbalah, but BEFORE she changed her name to Esther.
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