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Song Parodies -> "The Most Wonderful Time With John Deere"

Original Song Title:

"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"The Most Wonderful Time With John Deere"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Just got back from mowing John Barry's lawn, and here's how it went down. I couldn't think of something for "Toro," so I went with another brand of mower. Could also have gone with "Snapper."
Had the most wonderful time with John Deere!
With the blades of grass growing
the lawn's overflowing
but their end is near!
Had the most wonderful time with John Deere!

It's the snazz, snazziest mower of all!
With its blades deeply cutting
the growth I'm rebutting
the grass clippings fall!
It's the snazz, snazziest mower of all!

There'll be bags for the clippings
and lemonade sipping
when all of this mowing is done!
There'll be scary lawn stories
and tales of the glories
of TurfBuilder, Scotts' Number 1!

Had the most wonderful time with John Deere!
With my earphones and goggles
the mind, it just boggles
the lawn is now clear!
Had the most wonderful time with John Deere!

(instrumental break)

(There'll be bags for the clippings
and lemonade sipping
when all of this mowing is done!)
There'll be scary lawn stories
and tales of the glories
of TurfBuilder, Scotts' Number 1!

Had the most wonderful time with John Deere!
With my earphones and goggles
the mind, it just boggles
the lawn is now clear!
Had the most wonderful time!
Had the most wonderful time!
Had the most wonderful time with John Deere!
Let's see, at a national minimum wage of $5.05 an hour, times the 36 hours it actually took me to mow John's monstrous green growth... That'll be $181.80, please.

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Ebbet's Field - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Dis is why I live in Brooklyn. No lawns ta mow. All aboard da Numbah 5 train, Mickey.
alvin rhodes - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
quite joyous...makes me wish i had a lawn...5s
carol - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
nicely done 555
Arwen - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I probably love this more than I should...especially considering how much I hate mowing the lawn. But then...I don't have a riding mower.

Anyway...one of the many ways (it'd be impossible for me to choose just one, after all) to my heart is through Christmas music. Honestly. It's a passion of mine. And this...was FABulous. You can come be my lawn boy anytime, Michael...=)
Michael Pacholek - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
As long as you wear lawnmowing gear as worn by Eva Longoria. (And she's only my second-favorite DH: Longtime Teri Hatcher fan.)
malcolm higgins - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
as always.. cutting humour 5-5-5
chas roper - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice entertainment. But my how things differ geographically. When I think of John Deere, it's the hack-hack-hack of an eight foot tall poppin' Johnny, hard work, long days and rows, and sweat. But then common to Brooklyn, we don't have lawns. The traffic of dogs, chickens, and barefoot chillin' prohibit the growth of vegetation anywhere near the hoose.

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