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Song Parodies -> "Cartoons That Are Sucky"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Moon of Kentucky"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Cartoons That Are Sucky"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Guy DiRito already turned the Rodgers-Hart/Marcels song "Blue Moon" into "Cartoons" and knocked it out of the park. So I move over to this song, done first by Bill Monroe and paired up with "That's All Right" as Elvis' first record, July 5, 1954.
Cartoons.
Cartoons.
Cartoons.
You watch all night.
Cartoons that you watch all night.
Because of that, your brain, it ain't right.
Cartoons.
You watch all night.

Well, I say
cartoons that are sucky
you just keep on watchin'.
Drone on with these dumb shows
they leave me blue.
I say
cartoons that are sucky
you just keep on watchin'.
Drone on with these dumb shows
you know it's true.

Well, it was on one moonlit night
stars shining bright
girl said, "Boy, why?"
Then she said goodbye.

Cartoons that are sucky
you just keep on watchin'.
Drone on with these dumb shows
they leave me blue.

(instrumental break)

Well, I say
cartoons that are sucky
you just keep on watchin'.
Drone on with these dumb shows
from Japan.
I say
cartoons that are sucky
you just keep on watchin'.
That anime is lost
on U.S. man.

(instrumental break)

Well, it was on one moonlit night
on Amiright
strange parodies
of dumb shows like these.
Cartoons that are sucky
you just keep on watchin'.
Drone on with these dumb shows
they leave me blue.

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alvin rhodes - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
great concept....yes, most new cartoons kinda suck
Stephen aka Step-chan - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so no vote, gee I wondered why I wasn't getting much votes on this site(and I wrote general parodies too).
Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
If you wanna get more votes, Stephen, you might want to try writing a MAJOR-General parody. It's a tough one, but it's worth it.

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