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Song Parodies -> "Frasier"

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Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Goodbye, and good riddance! Norm always was my favorite.
You have to analyze yourself... Frasier!
Got flaws like everybody else... Frasier!
You only were a "Cheers" co-star, so good.
But you have gone to a place
where the only thing you feel
is lots of egg on your face
and you cannot hack it, Frasier!

You revere old Sigmund Freud... Frasier!
But Cliff Clavin got you annoyed... Frasier!
You married Lilith and your nerves got frayed.
Now, here you are, still divorced
thanks to Sam Malone's advice!
At least Diane's not in your face
but you cannot hack it, Frasier!

To Seattle, you had to go!
Psych 1, Psych 2, these things you know!
No TV but Channel 13!
"Antiques Roadshow," what does it mean?

I'll tell you what it means... means you're a nerd...
I'm sure you have some snobby rationalie
but here you are in your chair
and your dad's dog on your lap!
Nowhere to look for relief
and you cannot hack it, Frasier!

(instrumental break)

All your life is nouveau cuisine.
Doc Frasier Crane, what does it mean?

Don't look to Roz, you're on your own... Frasier!
Manic-depressives on the phone... Frasier!
I'm sure you have some snobby rationale
but here you are with your wine
and your metrosexual bro!
You have such pain on your face
and you cannot hack it, Frasier!
Mmmmm, Frasier!
Mmmmm, Frasier!

One, two, three, four, Frasier!

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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T.J. Spindler - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
u like 2 criticize my parodies, i will do the same 2 urs! i gave 1,1,1! pacing sux, it wasn't funny, frasier is a stupid show, and so, 1,1,1! Like Simon Cowell says: that was pathetic; that was really horrible; u stink worse than ur sense of style; if u were crowned american idol, it would end the music industry for sure; NOT out
Norm - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael. Now can you pay my tab?
Trojan Cat - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Frasier was a better show than Cheers. I hope Kelsey Grammer still has a job on The Simpsons. His Sideshow Bob singing a medley of Gilbert and Sullivan was superb.
Jay W - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't stand Frasier, neither the character or show, and that's why I like this parody.
Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
TJ: You think I give a vermin's posterior about your opinion? Maybe if you stopped writing like E.E. Cummings, of whom you've probably never heard... Norm: I'll pay your tab on one condition: You switch from the Red Sox to the Yankees. Cat: You like "Frasier" better than "Cheers," and you like "The Simpsons"? You need to straighten out your priorities. I'm guessing you also like "South Park." Matthias: You had me and then you lost me, although "Becker" was underrated. Terry Farrell... she can take me to warp anytime. Jay: Thank you, and, as you can see... I'm listening.
ratsass - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
this would foul a rat's nest. pathetically weak. get a job, and quit wasting your time. have a good day
The Thought Police - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought A-Rods' switch to the Yanks WAS paid for by Norms' bar tab!
The Thought Police - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
E.E.Cummings,A.A.Milne,J.R.R.Tolkien,J.K.Rowling-----you know,it just occured to me that maybe after all that writing,these guys(and gal)were maybe too tired to write their ENTIRE name on the cover! Good one ,Mike,even though I liked cheers better(Only cause even now,I still like Kirstie more than Jane-except during her"Hill's Angels"days!)5,4,4,
Michael Pacholek - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Just discovered a mistake: In Frasier's home town of Seattle, the PBS station is KCTS, Channel 9; in his adopted home town of Boston, it's WGBH, Channel 2. In neither city is it Channel 13. Oh well.

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