-> "Indiana Sent Me"
Original Song Title:
"Indiana Wants Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Indiana Sent Me"
The Lyrics
Indiana sent me!
Please, don't send me back there!
Indiana sent me!
Please, don't send me back there!
I think I am through, now, don't you?
If a man ever needed beating he did.
No one had a right to end the protective tariff.
And I don't care he was a hangman-sheriff.
Bad times for business coming!
And that's why I am running!
Indiana sent me!
Please, don't send me back there!
Indiana sent me!
Please, don't send me back there!
I think I am through, now, don't you?
It hurts to see the land that I've undone
to see the silver purchase bringing trouble to the land.
I'll never have a great war and troops to command.
I need help from G.O.P.
or Cleveland, he will come back, baby!
Indiana sent me!
Please, don't send me back there!
Indiana sent me!
Please, don't send me back there!
I think I am through, now, don't you?
I hope this Hoosier finds his way to you.
Forgive me, people, for the downturns, and the scandal and shame
and for making Secretary of State James G. Blaine.
I thought the people adored me.
Good Lord, it seems they can't afford me.
Indiana sent me!
Please, don't send me back there!
Indiana sent me!
Please, don't send me back there!
I think I am through, now, don't you?
Indiana sent me! (The votes are coming in...)
Please, don't send me back there! (...we can project New York for Cleveland...)
Indiana sent me! (...and it seems...)
Please, don't send me back there! (...that the President won't even be...)
Indiana sent me! (...winning his home State...)
Please, don't send me back there! (...of Indiana...)
Indiana sent me! (...not a bad broadcast...)
Please, don't send me back there! (...considering the radio hasn't been invented yet...)
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