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Song Parodies -> "Up To Sniffle Creek"
Original Song Title:
"Up On Cripple Creek"
Original Performer:
The Band
Parody Song Title:
"Up To Sniffle Creek"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Something tells me Malcolm Higgins -- author of "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald" and many other bodily-function parodies -- is going to like this song.
When I get off of this mountain
you know where I wanna go?
Northwest on Interstate
94 out of Chicago
to Rochester, Minnesota
little clinic there that I once knew.
Doc Mayo said to come on by
if I'm thinkin' that I got the flu.
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
Big bug, yeah, it stung me
and the hives all around me grow.
They gave me good medicine
and you better bet it will make me glow.
The odds were in my favor.
I had that barium.
And that nurse gave me a sponge bath.
Me and Little Michael did come.
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
I picked up all of the nurses
and they game me a discount half.
We went and sucked a little face
just for a laugh.
Now if there's one thing in this whole wide world
I sure do love to see
it's when that little nurse of mine
gives some Vicodin to me.
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
Me and the nurse were back at the bed.
I had Jell-O on the tray.
She says, "I don't like the place I work
but I love it when we play."
Now that just gave my heart a fall
but the EKG showed it was complete.
And I swore and took another slurp.
Her Jell-O can't be beat.
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
Yo-do-do-lo-do-hoo, Yo-da-lo-da-lo-do-hoo...
There's some pus out in California.
In New York, you'll catch a cold.
And this little athlete's foot looks like it has some mold.
So I guess I'll call up Doctor Mayo
tell him I'll be rolling in.
But you know, deep down, I'm mighty tempted
to sleep with the nurses again.
I'm going!
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
Yo-do-do-lo-do-hoo, Yo-da-lo-da-lo-do-hoo...
Yo-do-do-lo-do-hoo, Yo-da-lo-da-lo-do-hoo...
you know where I wanna go?
Northwest on Interstate
94 out of Chicago
to Rochester, Minnesota
little clinic there that I once knew.
Doc Mayo said to come on by
if I'm thinkin' that I got the flu.
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
Big bug, yeah, it stung me
and the hives all around me grow.
They gave me good medicine
and you better bet it will make me glow.
The odds were in my favor.
I had that barium.
And that nurse gave me a sponge bath.
Me and Little Michael did come.
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
I picked up all of the nurses
and they game me a discount half.
We went and sucked a little face
just for a laugh.
Now if there's one thing in this whole wide world
I sure do love to see
it's when that little nurse of mine
gives some Vicodin to me.
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
Me and the nurse were back at the bed.
I had Jell-O on the tray.
She says, "I don't like the place I work
but I love it when we play."
Now that just gave my heart a fall
but the EKG showed it was complete.
And I swore and took another slurp.
Her Jell-O can't be beat.
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
Yo-do-do-lo-do-hoo, Yo-da-lo-da-lo-do-hoo...
There's some pus out in California.
In New York, you'll catch a cold.
And this little athlete's foot looks like it has some mold.
So I guess I'll call up Doctor Mayo
tell him I'll be rolling in.
But you know, deep down, I'm mighty tempted
to sleep with the nurses again.
I'm going!
Up to Sniffle Creek, they send me.
If my nose will leak, they'll mend me.
Throat too sore to speak, they'll upend me.
A patient's dream if I ever did see one.
Yo-do-do-lo-do-hoo, Yo-da-lo-da-lo-do-hoo...
Yo-do-do-lo-do-hoo, Yo-da-lo-da-lo-do-hoo...
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They say laughter's good for your health. I feel very healthy after reading this parody.
Great! 5's!
disgustingly brilliant
Of course, you know I like the Vicodin line...
I thought of you when I read that Vicodin line, JD :-) DKTOS, but it doesn't really matter as it all scans and reads easily. Must say, Michael, you seemed to have done better with the nurses than I ever managed ;-)
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