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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Hates You Now"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Loves You Now"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Hates You Now"

Parody Written by:

MIchael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I'm not purposely trying to do the entire Billy Joel catalog, but it does seem to be working out that way.
Georgie, all the pressure is on you.
Now you're at the center of the rage.
Everyday it's clear, it's us you screw.
You commit the great crimes of the age.
Your Dad said you would always win somehow.
But everybody hates you now!

You don't take the rap for your mistakes!
Ah, you believe in everything you do.
Just a little smirk is all it takes.
Ah, "Let 'em eat some cake," the words from you.
And phoniness will come from you, and how!
And everybody hates you now!

Ah, they all hate your racist Party
and you will soon hear their reply.
Ah, the economy has crashed like the Staten Island Ferry
and you're why!

All the people cursing at your name
soon it will be two thousand and four.
Thinking doesn't matter, what a shame
yeah, 'cause we ain't gonna take it anymore!
So you life is only lying, anyhow?
And everybody hates you now!

Close you eyes to what you don't wanna see!
Go to Crawford when you wanna go!
Only speak to guys in G.O.P.!
And there's way too mcuh that you will never know!
Ah, you lost that election, anyhow!
And everybody hates you now!

Ah, you know that nothing lasts forever
and your old man got his ass kicked before!
Ah, but you go blame Bill Clinton for our new Pearl Harbor
and Al Gore!

See how the people gather 'round?
They all want to bring about your fall!
Keep your eyes ahead and don't look down!
And better write up your concession call!
This job is what you wanted! Ain't you proud?
Everybody hates you now!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Billy Mold - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it Mike. 5's
Billy Florio - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Im really surprised someone else knows this song....BTW, I didnt vote the ones
wdh - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done. Also- doing a Billy Joel album is pretty fun, and can even win you an Amiright award :D
Jay W - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a sucker for Billy Joel's early stuff.

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