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Song Parodies -> "Donna the Post-Madonna"
Original Song Title:
"Donna the Prima Donna"
Original Performer:
Dion
Parody Song Title:
"Donna the Post-Madonna"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I once heard WCBS-FM (New York's Oldies Station) DJ Bob Shannon say, "Actually, she wears a pointed bra, because she's a pre-Madonna." That pun, like Madonna, has not gotten better with age. But I thought Dion's original needed a 2010s update. The backing group on this was not Dion's former group the Belmonts, but the Del-Satins, who later joined Johnny Maestro of the Crests, and formed the core of the band The Brooklyn Bridge.
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
(Yeah, Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Broke my heart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
We're apart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Thinks she's smart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Whoa, I met a girl a month ago.
(Donna!)
I thought that she would love me so.
(Donna!)
But in time I realized
(Donna!)
she had a pair of bloodshot eyes.
(Donna!)
I remember the nights we dated.
(Donna!)
Not the least bit sophisticated.
(Donna!)
Flouting norms of society.
(Donna!)
Got tossed outta club at quarter to three!
They call her...
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Broke my heart, now!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Thinks she's smart, now!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
We're apart, now!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Pretty little girl, you're just havin' fun!
Stumblin' all around and breaking your curfew!
Pretty little girl, you don't stand a chance!
Without any vodka, there goes our romance!
She always wears charms, diamonds, and pearls galore.
(Donna!)
She has to buy 'em at the dollar store.
(Donna!)
She's keeping up with the Kardashians.
(Donna!)
But she fools around with all my friends.
I call her...
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Broke my heart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Thinks she's smart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
We're apart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Pretty little girl, you're just havin' fun!
Stumblin' all around and breaking your curfew!
Pretty little girl, you don't stand a chance!
Without any vodka, there goes our romance!
She always wears charms, diamonds, and pearls galore.
(Donna!)
She has to buy 'em at the dollar store.
(Donna!)
She's keeping up with the Kardashians.
(Donna!)
But she's got much less class than than them!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
(repeat 'til fade)
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
(Yeah, Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Broke my heart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
We're apart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Thinks she's smart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Whoa, I met a girl a month ago.
(Donna!)
I thought that she would love me so.
(Donna!)
But in time I realized
(Donna!)
she had a pair of bloodshot eyes.
(Donna!)
I remember the nights we dated.
(Donna!)
Not the least bit sophisticated.
(Donna!)
Flouting norms of society.
(Donna!)
Got tossed outta club at quarter to three!
They call her...
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Broke my heart, now!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Thinks she's smart, now!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
We're apart, now!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Pretty little girl, you're just havin' fun!
Stumblin' all around and breaking your curfew!
Pretty little girl, you don't stand a chance!
Without any vodka, there goes our romance!
She always wears charms, diamonds, and pearls galore.
(Donna!)
She has to buy 'em at the dollar store.
(Donna!)
She's keeping up with the Kardashians.
(Donna!)
But she fools around with all my friends.
I call her...
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Broke my heart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Thinks she's smart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
We're apart!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Pretty little girl, you're just havin' fun!
Stumblin' all around and breaking your curfew!
Pretty little girl, you don't stand a chance!
Without any vodka, there goes our romance!
She always wears charms, diamonds, and pearls galore.
(Donna!)
She has to buy 'em at the dollar store.
(Donna!)
She's keeping up with the Kardashians.
(Donna!)
But she's got much less class than than them!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Donna, Donna, the Post-Madonna!)
(repeat 'til fade)
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HAHA SO FUNNY XD >:D
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