I'm Henry V, I am!
Henry V, I am, I am!
I was the son and heir of Henry IV!
I was the victor there at Agincourt!
And I was played by Olivier!
(Olivier!)
And also Kenneth Branagh, who's a ham!
(A ham!)
I'm the great king Shakespeare wrote about!
Henry V, I am!

Next in line, brought a decline!

I'm Henry VI, I am!
Henry VI, I am, I am!
I was the subject of three Shakespeare plays!
But I was a lousy King anyways!
And the House of York wanted head of me!
(Head of me!)
I couldn't make decisions worth a damn!
(O damn!)
And Edward IV was the death of me!
Henry VI, I am!

(instrumental break)

I'm Henry VIII, I am!
Henry VIII, I am, I am!
My dad, the VII, killed Richard III!
United the Roses, that was the word!
But I got six women to marry me!
(Marry me!)
Decided Church of Rome was such a sham!
(A sham!)
And I've got this gut ahead of me!
Henry VIII I am!

H! E! N-R-Y!
Henry!
(Henry!)
Henry!
(Henry!)
Henry IX, as yet a sham!
Henry IX, a sham!