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Song Parodies -> "Hillary Clinton Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Hillary Clinton Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

For Linda Terhune, since she didn't allow comments on her Christmas/Hillary parody.
Have a Hillary Clinton Christmas.
Though we'll like it more next year.
Ho ho ho, 'cause she will go
to White House, and we'll cheer.

Have a Hillary Clinton Christmas
and when you walk down the street
say to man who's Republican
that she will not be beat.

Oh, ho, the mistletoe
hung where you can see.
Somebody waits for you.
Whoa, it's Billy C!

Have a Hillary Clinton Christmas
and in case you didn't hear
we'll be grinnin' for a Hillary Clinton Christmas
next year!
Of course, first she has to get past Barack Obama... but if she doesn't, he'll win the whole thing.

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Guy - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
"Have a Hillary Clinton Christmas" = 9 beats.
"Have a holly jolly Christmas" = 8 beats. Michael, Michael, Michael - you of all seasoned parody writers should have caught this and changed Hillary to Hilly. Shame. Can't cut you slack on pace - you know better. Otherwise I wish you and Hill the best of luck. Sorry I won't be voting for her if she gets the nomination, but you already know that this is a give with Guy DiRito. Merry Christmas - Happy Channukah!
2Eagle - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Picky, picky, picky - you don't need help to improvise. Anyway, that's a good campaign song.
AFW - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I haven't decided on a candidate yet, but good job, here
Fuera Izquierdo Y Encendido Derecha - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Eef thees waz bazebol you wude all be a plain left out. Enathink waz is left no madder how bad it is - is allaways gude for ju. Seleccionado, seleccionado, seleccionado, Mio Dios! Lo camina apagada, ya. And enathink waz right is bad for ju. Aye tu pinche culeros.
SOTM - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice try, Mike, but Obama will be the Democratic nominee.
littleCupCakes - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Sir Michael for another fine 'da Hil' parody!
John Jenkins - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
You might be correct this time around, but I hope your political prognostication record remains as precise as it has been in the past.
Alpha Skua - October 09, 2017 - Report this comment
HAVE A MICHELA MOORE CHRISTMAS ITS THE WORST TIME OF THE YEAR,GET IN HIS FACE AND YOU GIVE A SNEER,HO HO HIS OSCAR AWARD,IN HIS ROOM OF HASH,GO TAKE HIS AWARD AND THROW IT IN THE TRASH

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