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Song Parodies -> "It Doesn't Matter, She's a Whore"

Original Song Title:

"It Doesn't Matter Anymore"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Buddy Holly

Parody Song Title:

"It Doesn't Matter, She's a Whore"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It wasn't easy toning this down for the too-sensitive-for-WhatFreaks crowd. The things I do for you people... The original was written by Paul Anka. Thankfully, he didn't keep it for himself. Ironically, this was the single Holly had out when he died, a pattern already established by Hank Williams' "I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive," and followed by Eddie Cochran's "Three Steps to Heaven," Jim Croce's "Time in a Bottle," Elvis Presley's "My Way" ("And now, the end is near...") and, sort of, Sam Cooke's "A Change Is Gonna Come" and John Lennon's "Just Like Starting Over."
There she goes, and, baby, here am I.
Oh well, she left me there to see some other guy.
Well, golly gee, such promiscuity.
Well, I guess it doesn't matter, she's a whore.

Do you remember, baby, last September
when you made me sick with your smeared lipstick?
Well, whoopsy-daisy, girl, you know you're crazy.
Well, I guess it doesn't matter, you're a whore.

There's no use in me weepin'.
You've done every guy, all around you're sleepin'.
I've done some whiskey shots
and needed those of penicillin
too... with you!

Well, you go your way and I'll go mine.
Now and forever, I drop out of your line.
I'll find somebody new, and, baby, she'll be true.
And you won't matter, girl, you whore!

(instrumental break)

There's no use in me weepin'.
You've done every guy, all around you're sleepin'.
I've done some whiskey shots
and needed those of penicillin
too... with you!

Well, you go your way and I'll go mine.
Now and forever, I drop out of your line.
I'll find somebody new, and, baby, she'll be true.
And you won't matter, girl, you whore!
You won't matter, girl, you whore!
Disclaimer: This parody is not directed at any woman in particular. Not that any woman on THIS site would sink so low.

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Arwen - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
HOLY COW! You know, you make this habit of writing me lovely parodies, Mr. Pacholek...and I am naturally prone to assume that things are always about me...so, I saw this title and almost had a heart attack. Thank GOODNESS for your bottom disclaimer...; )
alvin rhodes - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
whore-larious...5s
carol - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
naughty naughty naughty 5's

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