The legend lives on from old Worcester on down
of the website of music that's goofy.
Of Chucky, it's said, lots of songs have been read
and they're posted right here 'cause they're spoofy.

The very best names in these parody games
I submit and I'm placing before you.
Like my own mise-en-scene of a bad hockey dream:
At the Meadowlands, "My Ice, I Floored You!"

John Barry's so sly, wrote "Goat Writhin' In the Sty"
and a hundred Jay Hawkins a-forgeyed.
But a genius of stroke, though it's really no joke:
It's that "The Devil Pulls Strings of Georgie!"

The insect-man Jack, he comes on the attack
With his good rhymes and pacing and timing.
But poor old Red Ant, well, he tried but he can't
'cause with "Orange" there ain't no words rhyming!

The songs of Dee Range, well, they sound very strange
From the New Year to season of Christmas.
And why, might you ask, does he need "Gratis Crack"?
Ease the pain, "Screaming From a Slight Bris Miss!"

And I like those done by Mr. Airfarcewon
all the rhymes and bad puns he can lasso.
Made us laugh and think with his song of a stink
'bout malodorous cowboy "El Gasso!"

In spite of myself, I love Wyoming's elf.
I'm reminded that she's looking finely.
A five she could chalk up when she chose to talk
of "Always Suspects Walking Behind Me!"

She carries such clout with a smile or a pout
And she always will thrill and not bore me.
I also could have picked her tale of a convict:
The Joel rework, "It's Still Not Parole For Me!"

The Spaff-man is right, says "Blind Dates Kind of Bite."
Know1's "No More Mr. Jedi," a fun sing.
And Stuart McArt, he touched all of our hearts
with his tale, "Songs I Wish They Could Un-sing!"

Jeff Reuben got it right with "A Bar Maid Fight"
'cause we're all liking music in that vein.
And fives I've been plunkin' down onto Rick Duncan
for parodies like "Wife Is a Fat Pain!"

"My Cherry Armoire," that song went really far.
And Royce Miller, you must salute her, man.
And in the Arcade, all the games Junkie's played
he's still saying, "I Wanna Be Chris Berman!"

Want laughter in loads, just look up Alvin Rhodes.
Because clear are his eyes, clean is his nose.
A song about subs, and it didn't have no flubs
when he wrote up "Bakin' There at Quizno's!"

And even if you can "Pay This For Gasoline, Man?"
You'll like Johnny D's songs, though they're hokey.
If your stomach's strong, try his great Lecter song, "Fry
a Yellow Liver Drowned In Cold Smoked Brie!"

The legend lives on from old Worcester on down
of the website of music that's goofy.
Of Chucky, it's said, lots of songs have been read
and they're posted right here 'cause they're spoofy!