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Song Parodies -> "The Bad Old Hockey Team I: New York Rangers"

Original Song Title:

"The Hockey Song (The Good Old Hockey Game)"

Original Performer:

Stompin' Tom Connors

Parody Song Title:

"The Bad Old Hockey Team I: New York Rangers"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Did I ever mention that the Rangers SUCK?
Oh, the fans will come
with their jerseys on
colored in red, white and blue.
In the Garden seats
above New York streets
they'll see what Blueshirts can do.
But the puck, they drop
and they play like slop.
It's enough to make you scream.
And a flick of the wrist
sends it past Lundqvist!
Beats the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream.
But it's real and not a dream:
It's the bad old hockey team.

Oh, that Jaromir
Jagr comes in here
makes the money, but not the wins.
And Sean Avery
hit with penalty
in the box for players' sins.
Brendan Shanahan
once, he was the man.
Now he's too old, what it seems.
And the Daily News
back page says, "LOSE!"
for the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream.
But it's real and not a dream:
It's the bad old hockey team.

Oh, the Islanders
did extend the Curse
Bruins and Canadiens.
And the Capitals
made 'em look so dull
and so did the Pittsburgh Pens.
See the Devils up
with three Stanley Cups.
In the local crop, they're cream.
And you're out of luck
'cause the Rangers suck!
They're the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream.
But it's real and not a dream:
It's the bad... old... hockey... team!

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Pacing: 3.7
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Total Votes: 6

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Rick C - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I know what you mean, Mike. The Bruins ain't been good since they traded Joe Thornton.
John Jenkins - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Happy belated 5 year anniversary, Michael. I notice that you began submitting parodies to AmIRight on 12/3/02. I began the day before with 3 parodies. On your first day, you submitted 4 parodies, and it seems like you have been trying to one-up me ever since. Even though we disagree on almost everything, I have to commend you for all of your parodies and comments that contribute so much to make AmIRight a fun web site. But it seems that your contributions have slowed down in the past month or so, and I have to ask: Is something is happening in your life? Do you have a girl friend? Do you have multiple girl friends? Are you Hillary’s campaign manager? All of the above?
Andrew D. Lacroix - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Great work! I hate the Rangers! Let's go Flyers! A hat trick of 5's for Mike P.
Michael Pacholek - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. Rick: The Bruins came into the Prudential Center last night and pushed the Devils to overtime, but the home team won at the good old hockey game. Andrew: You might not want to compliment me so much, as I used my next one to rip the Flyers. As Devils fans say, "Rangers suck, Flyers swallow." But at least your team never signed that dopey pretty boy Jaromir Jagr. John: I totally missed my own 5th anniversary. But there are a number of things going on, much of it family-related. The twin nieces require significant attention. Plus I've been sick the last few days, but that's inspired a few parodies. I think as Christmas approaches I'll be writing a few more. Alas, no girlfriend, at least not in real life; even Arwen's been unavailable lately for some reason, until the last couple of days. No, I'm not Hillary's campaign manager. No, I wasn't one of the hostages at her New Hampshire offices. I've just been a bit occupied, for reasons both good and bad, but not for reasons of love.
John Jenkins - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the update, MP. Hope the bad stuff works itself out (except to the extent that you define bad stuff as absence of Republican scandals).
waferishous - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Ok I''m no Ranger fan but this is just ridiculous and tasteless. This goes to show that people have absolutely no lives. Get over it people, and leave the insults for every team your team plays against; otherwise you just look tacky and tastless XD
Luke - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
The song is retarded for one reason. The curse ended 15 years ago! The Flyers have a long drought going though.

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