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Song Parodies -> "She's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Woods' Miss"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"She's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Woods' Miss"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

At this point, the subject could be anyone. He's got enough mistresses to hold an LPGA tournament. Or, if you want to get really nasty, a "skins game."
She's beginning to look a lot like Woods' miss
everywhere she goes.
Is this one number 5 or 10?
Is he cheating with her again?
Did you see Tiger sucking on her toes?

She's beginning to look a lot like Woods' miss.
Toys in dresser drawer.
And the kinkiest sight to see
is trenchcoat that's on she
at the guy's front door.

It seems that down in Augusta, a move he has busted
with Sally and Mary and Jen.
And up in Carnoustie, a young Scottish floozy
right before the British Open.
And Mom and Dad don't want to hear
it on ESPN!

She's beginning to look a lot like Woods' miss.
Laid it on the green.
This guy has a lot of guts
with where he will put his putts.
Or is that too mean?

(instrumental break)

It seems that down in Augusta, a move he has busted
with Sally and Mary and Jen.
And he got quite silly with one up in Philly
at course that's known as Merion.
And Mom and Dad don't want to hear
it on ESPN!

She's beginning to look a lot like Woods' miss.
Toys in dresser drawer.
And the kinkiest sight to see
is trenchcoat that's on she
at the guy's front door.

She's well past a
par
four.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Timmy1000 - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Another Christmas and Tiger combo - well done.
Old Man Ribber - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
More babes lost in the Woods! Great job, Michael. ;)
Old Man Ribber - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
But seriously, folks....this is the best researched Tiger song so far. I don't consider a subject truly addressed until I read Michael's treatment of it. Wish I could give you three "tens". ;D
TJC - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Too funny and as OMR implies, really has that 'insider's feel' about it, if you know what I mean!
John Barry - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I think this shot requires a number 5 iron.
SoVeryUnGelina - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
^ Oh, I see, Pirate Jack, you mean you wouldn't donate your 9-iron to her, ~SenorNueve~ ? ?? ?
2Eagle - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Tiger woods, meet Monica Lewinsky. He blew it. Move on.
Michael Pacholek - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. And may I say how wonderful it is that "ESPN" rhymes with so many things.
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job! 5s
Fiddlegirl - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
4s for a few pacing glitches and repetition... but very clever concept! (Is there *anyone* who hasn't yet "had a go" at the Tiger?)

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