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Song Parodies -> "Trump From Both Sides Now"
Original Song Title:
"Both Sides Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Joni Mitchell
Parody Song Title:
"Trump From Both Sides Now"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
It will probably be funnier if you think of the first hit version, but Judy Collins.
(Instrumental opening)
Golden flows of wavy hair
and stunts of business on the air
money genius, everywhere:
I’ve looked at Trump that way.
But now, I see he’s such a bum.
He lies and lies to everyone.
So many things he would have done
but never got his way.
I’ve looked at Trump from both sides now
From win and lose, and still somehow
it’s Trump’s illusions I recall.
He really don’t know squat at all.
Crime and slime and China aid:
He thinks we should be so afraid.
On these fears, he’s preyed and played.
I’ve looked at Trump that way.
But now, the threats that have a chance
they do not come from immigrants
From fans of Von Shitzenpantz
Who want to make us pay.
I’ve looked at Trump from both sides now
From win and lose, and still somehow
it’s Trump’s illusions I recall.
He really don’t know squat at all.
Jokes of hoax and Russia-bowed:
To say this, we are not allowed.
Just be part of his YUGE crowd.
I’ve looked at Trump that way.
But now, his record in the job
Shows he did nothing there but rob
And proved him only a Nazi slob.
That’s not the American Way.
I’ve looked at Trump from both sides now
From win and lose, and still somehow
it’s Trump’s illusions I recall.
He really don’t know squat at all.
(Instrumental fadeout)
Golden flows of wavy hair
and stunts of business on the air
money genius, everywhere:
I’ve looked at Trump that way.
But now, I see he’s such a bum.
He lies and lies to everyone.
So many things he would have done
but never got his way.
I’ve looked at Trump from both sides now
From win and lose, and still somehow
it’s Trump’s illusions I recall.
He really don’t know squat at all.
Crime and slime and China aid:
He thinks we should be so afraid.
On these fears, he’s preyed and played.
I’ve looked at Trump that way.
But now, the threats that have a chance
they do not come from immigrants
From fans of Von Shitzenpantz
Who want to make us pay.
I’ve looked at Trump from both sides now
From win and lose, and still somehow
it’s Trump’s illusions I recall.
He really don’t know squat at all.
Jokes of hoax and Russia-bowed:
To say this, we are not allowed.
Just be part of his YUGE crowd.
I’ve looked at Trump that way.
But now, his record in the job
Shows he did nothing there but rob
And proved him only a Nazi slob.
That’s not the American Way.
I’ve looked at Trump from both sides now
From win and lose, and still somehow
it’s Trump’s illusions I recall.
He really don’t know squat at all.
(Instrumental fadeout)
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When I vote all ones on a parody, I'm man enough to admit it, and I did. Yes, Trump is old. Biden is older. Trump is honest. Biden is a liar and a criminal. Trump created jobs and saved lives. Biden is killing them both. Trump is loyal to the American nation, people and Constitution. Biden is loyal only to those who give him his 10%, including Ukraine and China. So I'll take old man Don, because he's done a great job, and he's not a stupid, evil, corrupt traitor. Biden is.
Hey, who ya gonna believe, us "independent fact checkers" or your own lying eyes?
OUR OWN EYES!!!
Several months back, one of the treasonus illegal White House occupant's rimmers on here "bragged" that he was every bit as sound of mind and body as Joe Biden. Considering that I never heard from that drooling imbecile ever again after that, maybe he was telling the truth!
MAGA=Moron
Good lyrics by MP.
@MAGA this is the same guy who thinks Justin Trudeau and his father are the two best things to ever happen to Canada. He doesn't know how Trudeau is tanking in the polls now. Only DemoKKKrats and Wackeaus would think that.
Hi, just here to disabuse you of a few notions. 1) "Crime and slime and China aid"? I doubt the US has ever had more widespread crime than we've seen in the last four years. China aid? China's goal is our destruction, but Biden himself said he'd never sever relations with China because of economics. Apparently we need them as friends 'cuz spy balloons that go unimpeded across the entire country and Chinese agents buying up land outside of military bases are good things. 2) Immigrants aren't a threat? Seen what's happened to crime rates in Western Europe? And I'm sure those 20+ million people who're here illegally will all be self-sufficient. 3) The Russia-Russia-Russia hoax was disproved beyond a doubt. 4) Needs Depends? That'd be your idiot at the Vatican. Stick to your insipid baseball parodies.
1)we owe them too much money, thanks to prior administrations, also, https://usafacts.org/state-of-the-union/crime-justice/ --it all depends on which crimes you want to spotlight 2)back this up with the numbers committed by immigrants. 3)it was? Specifics. 4)watch how he putters down, and what does Der Pope have to do with this? Bye.
well written, very clever and true
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