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Song Parodies -> "Love Catherine Z"

Original Song Title:

"Act Naturally"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Love Catherine Z"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

You gotta admire a man who will never, ever give up.
(instrumental opening)

They're gonna put me in the movies.
It's a part that's just perfect for me.
They'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
until he meets a girl played... by Catherine Z.

Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
by acting out the scene the script will tell.
She'll be my Cleo and I'll be her Caesar
and I can play the part so well.

Well, I hope you'll come and see me in the movie.
And even Michael Douglas will then see
a man who's getting slain by Velma Kelly
and all I gotta do is... love Catherine Z.

(instrumental break)

We'll make a scene about a man who's lived without her.
Knows it's intolerable cruelty.
I'll play the part and I won't need rehearsing
and all I gotta do is... love Catherine Z.

The director's worried that I might go too far
over her for whom I long ago fell.
Her husband's gonna get the feathers and tar
'cause I can play the part so well.

Well, I hope you'll come and see me in the movie.
And even Michael Douglas will then see
a man she's loving with no reservations
and all I gotta do is... love Catherine Z.

(instrumental close)

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Patrick - July 09, 2021 - Report this comment
That does have to be awkward for the spouse to watch his or her enamorée in a realistic love scene with someone else. A situation in which I am unlikely to find myself. Maybe you can wow her with your reading of the Declaration of Independence.

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