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Song Parodies -> "Babe Ruth's Curse Is Coming to Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Various

Parody Song Title:

"Babe Ruth's Curse Is Coming to Town"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Santa Claus must be really old. He remembers when the Red Sox won the World Series. Oh, Pedro, Manny, Varitek, he knows when you've been bad or good, and he knows you haven't been good enough for the last 85 Christmases! Make it 86. Sprinkle THAT in your eggnog and drink it!
You better watch out.
You know you will cry.
You'll whine and you'll pout.
You know damn well why:
Babe Ruth's Curse is coming to town.

He's making a list
of guy's he'll make sad.
Like Pedro Martinez
who's calling Babe "Dad."
Babe Ruth's Curse is coming to town.

His Curse is never sleeping.
The Yanks bats will awake.
He knows that you've been bad so long
so get real, for goodness sake!

Oh, you better watch out.
You know you will cry.
You'll whine and you'll pout.
You know damn well why:
Babe Ruth's Curse is coming to town.

He's coming after Boston.
He'll halt your jubilee.
A crown his Curse is costin' you.
A parade in N-Y-C.

Oh, you better watch out.
You know you will cry.
You'll whine and you'll pout.
You know damn well why:
Babe Ruth's Curse is coming to town.
Ho ho ho...

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Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice, Michael...5s
Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice, Michael...5s
John Barry - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job. And f*ck the Yankees.
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
love the baseball parodies....i'll be rooting for the red sox to take it all unless the dodgers get past the cardinals, which doesn't seem too likely...5s
Paul Robinson - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
looks like Red Sox & Cards to me right now...5's Michael. Timely parody, too.
Stuart McArthur - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm amazed you had time for this after "We didnt start the fire" don't undersatnd baseball here in Oz but nice one
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Even though I must be one of the few dozen Americans who find all sports boring, I can certainly understand why fans would write taunting parodies about their favorite stars/teams. Well-paced and clever...5's all round even if the topic's not my favorite.
Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You don't understand baseball, Stuart? Wasn't there an Olympic baseball tournament there not that long ago? Granted, having Tommy (the Pork) Lasorda around might make it strange... And, as a Yankee Fan, I thank Australia for Graeme Lloyd and his 1996 contribution!
Stuart McArthur - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, In Sydney 2004, and the Oz baseball team also made the final of the Athens Olympics believe it or not. but I still don't have a clue about it - cricket's our baseball, although I like the loading the bases idea : )
2nz - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody, Mike. Clever. Oh...and... HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Like I said in my earlier comment, Michael, nice parody. Clever. Oh...and...AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
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