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Song Parodies -> "Lady Meadowland"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Original Performer:

Patti LaBelle

Parody Song Title:

"Lady Meadowland"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

J-Kidd is Jason Kidd (Number 5), K-Mart is Kenyon Martin, Number 33 on the Knicks was Patrick somebody, I forget. The tricky part was finding my way around the words "soul sister" without sounding like a racist or a well-meaning klutz, but the Nets sure know how to roll now.
Hey sister, go sister, roll sister, go sister!
Hey sister, go sister, roll sister, go sister!

He's sick of the Knicks losing to all those teams
choking on 33rd Street.
He heard, "Hello, hey, Joe, you know where we can go?
Get yourself some better players.
Get yourself a better team.
Mucho slamma jamma ya-ya."
Jersey Lady Meadowland!

Voulez-vous slam-dunk avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous slam-dunk avec moi?

Got in the cab, through the Tunnel with her
traffic crawling so slow on Route 3.
Oh, the Turnpike ahead, he started to smile.
Got himself some J-Kidd passing.
Got himself a K-Mart slam.
Mucho slamma jamma ya-ya.
Jersey Lady Meadowland!

Voulez-vous slam-dunk avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous slam-dunk avec moi?

Heh, Heh, Hehhhh.
Seeing her skin with a J-Kidd tattoo
'cause she knows that sucker can play
made the hungry fan inside roaring till it cried
"More, more, more!"

Now he wears Nets jersey Number 5
no more of Knicks 33.
With this new girl he'll sleep and her team he'll keep.
More, more, more!
She got him some better players.
She got him a better team.
Mucho slamma jamma ya-ya.
Jersey Lady Meadowland!

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John Jenkins - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Your creative absurdity made me chuckle. Voulez-vous slam dunk avec moi? - Outrageous line - seems like Tony Parker should be involved somehow.
John Harvey - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Apparently a Knicks fan is among us.
Tone-Def - March 05, 2003 - Report this comment
i'm an knicks fan but i dont give all ones when i disagree with an author i usually - such as in this case - don't vote. Anyway michael even a nets fan should know who patrick ewing is especially since he had his number retired last week. and yeah i know the knicks havent been doing as well as the nets lately but thats because of bad luck with injuries which i believe the nets have had their fair share of a few years ago. The tables turned once and they will turn again next year when mcdyess is recovered and the knicks still have houston sprewell and thomas as well as preobably a decent draft pick and make a run for the title.
Michael Pacholek - March 05, 2003 - Report this comment
tone-def ye who seem to have graduated from e e cummings high school (No, that's not Terry's older brother), of course I know who Patrick Ewing is! Helped Georgetown win the National Championship back in '84. Did he ever do anything else worth talking about? The reason the Knicks haven't been doing well is the same reason the Nets didn't do well from '76 to '01: Horrible management. If you think Antonio McDyess is the answer to the Knicks' problems, I say, "Only if he's the general manager." In three years, my parody will be obsolete, not because the Nix will be a factor again, but because the Nets will leave the Meadowlands for downtown Newark. THAT should be interesting, although it'll be hard on parodies, since not much rhymes with "Newark."
Mike (Mike Armstrong) - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I find it funny how Ewing has been quoted as saying that John Starks and numerous other teammates "cost him an NBA Championship." If I remember correctly, and I do, big Pat himself missed a finger roll lay-up that he could have dunked against the Pacers at the buzzer. I'm sure that Ewing travelled on the play... but not like they ever called it on him in the first place - must be frustrating to be a Knicks fan over the last decade, just like being a Pacer fan - all hope and no results.
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