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Song Parodies -> "Cokeheads, Gin-Served Guys"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"Cokeheads, Gin-Served Guys"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Alvin Rhodes, the author of the classic "Ganga, Pills and Gin" and the recent smash and "Cocaine, Gin and Mushrooms," is gonna kick himself for not thinking of this one first. I, the author of "Fly With Mellow Rhythm of the Gold Toke Tree," am kicking myself for not thinking of it sooner.
(instrumental opening)

They
asked me how I knew
my brain cells I blew
oy-yi-yi...

I, of course, reply
my skull, its inside
has been really fried.
(Doo-doo-doo)
(doo-doo-doo)
(deep-doo-doo)
(whoa)

They
said someday you'll find
dealers rob you blind.
Oy-yi-yi...

Everyone one you know
of, they are, comprised
cokeheads, gin-served guys.

So I tell them
and I get a laugh
to think they outwit
those
lugs.

Yet today
my stash is gone away.
I have used up
my
drugs.
(Used up my drugs!)

Now
Rehab, I'm inside.
Shakes I cannot hide.
Oy-yi-yi...

So I smile and say
I believed their lies.
Cokeheads, gin-served guys.
(Cokeheads, gin-served guys.)
(Cokeheads, gin-served guys.)

Coke...
heads...
gin...
served...

guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys!
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John Barry - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Good title, original, and no Plattertudes.
Yet Another Dutchman - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I couldn't relate to this AT ALL. I deny everything. The truth is out there. 555
alvin rhodes - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
right up my alley...this is marvelous...
TJC - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny! I'm singing along with the volume 'cranked' !
AFW - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well blended and perfectly paced..
Lionel Mertens - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
5's
PMS - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This song made me snort with laughter

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