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Song Parodies -> "Hello, Larry's Loo"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Mary Lou"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Hello, Larry's Loo"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Yes, I know, here in the U.S., we say "the can," "the john," "the little boys' (or girls') room," etc., but not "the loo." Unfortunately, there aren't a whole lot of songs whose titles have words that rhyme with "Craig," so I went with this one.
(instrumental opening)

Hello, Larry's loo.
Goodbye, job.
In Larry's loo, some Repub trouble new!
I knew, Larry's loo
would make him sob.
So, hello, Larry's loo, goodbye, job!

Flipping channels yesterday.
Saw this news come right my way
and, ooh, in Minneapolis airport...

The Senator named Larry Craig
did something that's not too vague
and cop, he wrote up lewd-conduct report!

Hey, hey!
Hello, Larry's loo.
Goodbye, job.
In Larry's loo, some Repub trouble new!
I knew, Larry's loo
would make him sob.
So, hello, Larry's loo, goodbye, job!

(James Burton guitar chords... this time, better to not call them "licks")

I saw the news on CNN.
MSNBC, again.
And even Fox News said he has to go!

The NRA's best Senate friend!
Hates gay rights, but in the end
living in his own private Idaho!

Ho, ho!
Hello, Larry's loo.
Goodbye, job.
In Larry's loo, some Repub trouble new!
I knew, Larry's loo
would make him sob.
So, hello, Larry's loo, goodbye, job!
So, hello, Larry's loo, goodbye, job!
Yes, hello, Larry's loo, goodbye, job!

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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John Barry - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Great minds thinking alike again, I see. The "private Idaho" line was brilliant.
alvin - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...ya had me at the title, but the whole thing was great...my favorite of the day
Tommy Turtle - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
"better to not call them "licks") lol. Yeah, good choice of OS. 555
Stephen Harrington - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know the original, but have heard of this story. 5s.
2Eagle - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Good twisted version of the original song. The word "loo" is gaining popularity in the US.
Kristof Robertson - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTStory, but from Spaff's parody and JABs similar submission, I've got a pretty good idea. This was witty stuff. 555
John Jenkins - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
"In the end," this is a good parody.

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