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Song Parodies -> "(The Lies Came Out In) Massachusetts"

Original Song Title:

"(The Lights Went Out In) Massachusetts"

Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"(The Lies Came Out In) Massachusetts"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The original song came out in 1967, as the Boston Red Sox were saving their franchise with the "Impossible Dream" season. Now, what they thought was an impossible nightmare has come true: It's not just Manny Ramirez, but David Ortiz used steroids! Big Papi cheated! The 2004 and 2007 World Series wins are hereby... null and void! You can stop your gloating now, because... 1918*!
(instrumental opening)

Feel they're going mad in Massachusetts.
Something's telling me their cover's blown.
And the lies all came in Massachusetts.
The Red Sox had some cheaters of their own.

Took some shots at Bonds in San Francisco.
Said in New York, A-Rod was untrue.
And the lies all came out in Massachusetts.
The Curse still lives, the choke is still on you!

Talk about the life in Massachusetts.
Speak about the people I have seen.
And the lies all came out in Massachusetts!
And a World Champion
is something
you
ain't
been!

Whoa, Papi cheated, Massachusetts.
Whoa, Papi cheated, Massachusetts.
Whoa, Papi cheated, Massachusetts.
Whoa, Papi cheated, Massachusetts.
(repeat 'til fade)

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Old Man Ribber - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Say it ain't so, David! Oops...looks like I have mismatched Sox again...lol ;D
Marian Hossa - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
At least they got a ring, I don't.
Fiddlegirl - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
My brother in law, a lifelong fan of the Sox, is inconsolable. Poor dear. ;)
blackjack21 - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Papi gettin' sloppy. I like it, I like it! 555 more years for the curse.
Max Powered With Steroids - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
555 home runs enhanced with steroids
David Ortiz - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I hate you.
alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
the boston red shots !
Mark Scotti - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
The Boston "Juice" Sox! 555 game suspension!
John Jenkins - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Good stuff, but how can you take away the Red Sox world series victories when most other teams were probably cheating similarly? Can you say that the Yankee teams that won 4 world series between 1996 and 2000 were clean?

And while it is appropriate to chastise the 3 players that tested positively, their tests were supposed to have been confidential, and the person who leaked their names should be chastised even more severly.
AFW - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Well hit ball over the backfield wall..
John Jenkins - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm related to Geoff Jenkins
?'ered with Steroids - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Woohoo!

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