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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Cash's Computer"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk the Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Cash's Computer"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The Man In Hack? It could be worse. Can you imagine Ozzy Osbourne trying to work a computer?
I keep a close watch on this machine of mine.
I keep my manual open all the time.
I'll end up in a straightjacket's binds.
This box of mine ties up the line.

I find computers really stink and this is true.
I've found myself alone each time its circuits blew.
I guess you'd say I need some Pentium II.
This box of mine ties up the line.

Just as sure as night is dark and day is light
I'll be working on this thing through day and night.
I gotta find some tech support that gets it right.
This box of mine, ties up the line.

I keep a close watch on this machine of mine.
I keep my manual open all the time.
I'll end up in a straightjacket's binds.
This box of mine ties up the line.
This box of mine ties up the line.

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Overall Rating: 3.2

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Red Ant - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS. Yes I still need that remedial music class.

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