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Song Parodies -> "It's Now Cadaver"
Original Song Title:
"It's Now Or Never"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"It's Now Cadaver"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Who did it? Norman Bates? Hannibal Lecter? Keyser Soze? The butler? My evil twin brother Bernard? (Nah, he wouldn't kill anybody, although his breath can be lethal.)
(instrumental opening)
It's now cadaver.
He choked her tight.
Crushed her, his darling.
She's gone tonight.
Tomorrow, won't see, her fate.
It's now cadaver.
She is dead weight.
When he first saw her
with her smile so tender
he knew she'd be next
for repeat offender.
He'd end her lifetime
thinking this was right time.
Plan he did weave
then she did breathe
her last.
It's now cadaver.
He choked her tight.
Crushed her, his darling.
She's gone tonight.
Tomorrow, won't see, her fate.
It's now cadaver.
She is dead weight.
All at the funeral
they did cry emotion
for they lost family
and friendship's notion.
Now N.Y.P.D.
must go and arrest he.
For who knows when he'll strike again
this way.
It's now cadaver.
He choked her tight.
Crushed her, his darling.
She's gone tonight.
Tomorrow, won't see, her fate.
It's now cadaver.
She is dead weight.
It's now cadaver.
She is dead weight.
It's now cadaver...
She is... dead weight.
It's now cadaver...
She i-i-i-is dead weigh-eigh-eight!
(Choke-choke-choke!)
It's now cadaver.
He choked her tight.
Crushed her, his darling.
She's gone tonight.
Tomorrow, won't see, her fate.
It's now cadaver.
She is dead weight.
When he first saw her
with her smile so tender
he knew she'd be next
for repeat offender.
He'd end her lifetime
thinking this was right time.
Plan he did weave
then she did breathe
her last.
It's now cadaver.
He choked her tight.
Crushed her, his darling.
She's gone tonight.
Tomorrow, won't see, her fate.
It's now cadaver.
She is dead weight.
All at the funeral
they did cry emotion
for they lost family
and friendship's notion.
Now N.Y.P.D.
must go and arrest he.
For who knows when he'll strike again
this way.
It's now cadaver.
He choked her tight.
Crushed her, his darling.
She's gone tonight.
Tomorrow, won't see, her fate.
It's now cadaver.
She is dead weight.
It's now cadaver.
She is dead weight.
It's now cadaver...
She is... dead weight.
It's now cadaver...
She i-i-i-is dead weigh-eigh-eight!
(Choke-choke-choke!)
(Choke-choke-choke!) instead of the usual (Cha-cha-cha!)
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Cruel dastard in the library with the rope. :-)
great parody, Sir Michael. loved the. . . 'next for repeat offender' line!
He chowed. . .cadaver/His gross weight. . .fright/Pill intake. . .startling/Out went the light.
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