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Song Parodies -> "George Costanza"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"George Costanza"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A "Desperado" parody for George from "Seinfeld"? Hey, if Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern and the late Bruno Kirby could be "City Slickers"... (Jack Palance tribute coming soon.)
(instrumental opening)

George Costanza.
Why don't you come to your senses?
You've spoke angry sentences
for so long now.

Whoa, you're a mad one.
I know that you've got your reasons.
Those kids who were teasin' you
have hurt you, and how.

Don't engage the queen of sitcoms, boy.
A sad, sad situation.
Producer's hearts are fickle, you can bet.

Now it seems to me she died from
licking cheapo invitations.
No jail time, but a punishment you'll get.

George Costanza.
No, there's no need to thank me.
You had job with the Yankees.
But they sent you home.

Employment? Employment?
That's just some people talking.
Those women you're stalking
they'll leave you all alone.

Don't your lies get cold after all this time?
You're kinda fat and your bald head shines.
It's hard to be so cheap from day to day.

You're sinking to some all-time lows.
Ain't it funny how your life you throw

George Costanza.
Why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your denses.
Accept your fate.

Listen to Kramer
to Elaine and to Jerry.
Go, eat, drink and be merry.
(Eat drink and be merry!)
Go, eat, drink and be mer-er-ry.

Before it's too-oo-oo-oo...


George Costanza? Be Merry? With our luck, he'll "do the opposite" and be Pippin instead. Yes, that was a shameless ploy to get fives from both of our Hobbit Parodist friends. Mike likes getting fives. Mike does not, however, like spicy chicken, and these pretzels... are making me thirsty!

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alvin rhodes - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
loved every stanza...or is that co-stanza ?
John Barry - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Appropriately enough, some lines are Alexandrines. One Alexandrine plus 3.
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I had to look up "Alexandrine"... I'm SO ashamed! But you're right, John. And it was purely an accident. But then, George is an accident!
Yoidy - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
All I can say to Georgie is Serenity Now, Serenity Now! 555
Chris Kilo - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha, good job. Very funny. I'll be looking for that Jack Palance tribute in the future, as well ;)

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