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Song Parodies -> "Derek Jeter vs. Tom Brady"

Original Song Title:

"Epic Rap Battles of History"

Original Performer:

Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd

Parody Song Title:

"Derek Jeter vs. Tom Brady"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

In honor of the retirement of a man who, as far as we know, never won one single professional football game honestly.
Epic Rap Battles of History!

Derek Jeter!


Tom Brady!


This is the most epic battle
that could ever arrive.
I've got seven world championship
rings, to your five.
I won with two different teams
in three different decades.
You were never the best player
on any team for which you played.
Hail to the victor: The ultimate
Michigan Wolverine.
The greatest football player
anyone's ever seen.
I've got the hotter wife
and I'm better at rhyme.
So bow down to the GOAT:
The Greatest Of All Time.

(Stares for ten seconds)
You cheat. You're beat.
(Drops mike, walks offstage)

(Dead silence)

Um... Hello?
Come back here!

(Dead silence)

I said, Come back here!

(Dead silence)

What's going on here?
Where is the DJ?
Why'd everybody stop?
I guess it's true what they say:
It's lonely at the top.

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!


(Dead silence)

Rap Battles of History!

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