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Song Parodies -> "Cries Rich Sh*t"

Original Song Title:

"This Is It"

Original Performer:

Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck

Parody Song Title:

"Cries Rich Sh*t"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Although the real Edmund Fitzgerald left from a mill in Wisconsin, and "Scott Walker" can be anagrammed into "Total Wrecks," among other things, I couldn't work the title in the right base song. But as for my own State's Governor, who also treats working people the way a baby treats a diaper, well... Chris Christie, a.k.a. Jabba the Guv, a.k.a. the Four Year Blimp, here ya go:
(instrumental opening)

Overweight, he ain't light.
Cries, "Rich sh!t must keep their heights."
No poor kids he helps, won't give them a start.
He'll stab in the back through heart.

Overdone, his rhetoric.
Budget blown, it makes us sick.
And, oh, what lows he'll hit.

On with the show:
Cries rich sh!t.

(instrumental break)

And, oh, what lows he'll hit.

On with the show:
Cries rich sh!t.
Christie, in the immortal words of Daffy Duck, "You're dethpicable!"

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Old Man Ribber - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael - While once again a good parody, I shudder to think what you could have done with William Howard Taft. BTW, if the site actually becomes WB cartoons, I call dibs on Michigan Frog. ;D
Michael Pacholek - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
You asked for it, OMR:
Old Man Ribber - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael - To paraphrase Harry Truman..."the only thing new in the world is the Pacholek you haven't read yet." Had I done some presidents this year, I would have written "He Ain't Teddy - He 's Our Will Taft". ;D

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