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Song Parodies -> "Indiscreet Where You Live"

Original Song Title:

"On the Street Where You Live"

Original Performer:

Jeremy Brett

Parody Song Title:

"Indiscreet Where You Live"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Not a sequel to "Just Concrete Where I Lived." Yes, another shameless plug. But perhaps a companion piece to Rick Duncan's brilliant "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Mace." Please be aware that this is NOT based on personal experience. Not even the part about CZJ.
I have often stalked Amanda Peet before.
I have wanted to lick Salma Hayek's feet before.
I have set the bi...noculars up high.
Yes, I am indiscreet where they live.

I can feel the lust in my blood and bones.
'Cause I wanna "get more" with Cath-er-ine Zeta-Jones.
Watch me weep and wail, for Kate Beckinsale.
Yes, I am indiscreet where they live.

And ohhhh... the towering feeling
when I stare at Britney Spears.
The overpowering feeling
that Halle Berry may just suddenly appear.

People stop and stare, say, "You're psycho, man!"
Just because I watch 17-year-old Miss Lohan!
Do some time, will I? Cops, I'll slip on by
even though I'm indiscreet where they live.

(instrumental break)

The overpowering feeling
when at Jennifer Lopez I give a leer.

People stop and stare -- wait, that's what I do.
And whose turn will it be next? Why, it just might be you!
Let those women cry! I-I-I-I won't care if I
can be there, indiscreet where you live!

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Royce Miller - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, a great title and parody for a great old song--
Stray Pooch - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Well written and a little bit scary. Just kidding - it's a LOT scary!!!! :D A couple of pacing errors, but we'll let 'em slide THIS time!! 555
John Jenkins - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Michael. I liked the "wait, that's what I do" line.
MrMacphisto - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this was great....
alvin rhodes - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
good one michael...5s
John Barry - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good. I'm more familiar with the original through Audrey Hepburn in My Fair Lady.
Bush League - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for skill, 1's for taste in women.
Kristof Robertson - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Missed this the first time, a very tardy set of 5's to you
Yet Another Dutchman - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but (sadly) I can so relate.

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