(instrumental opening)

That's wife?
(That's wife!)
That's what all the people say.
Throws me kiss in April
handbag in May.
But dedicate to her a good tune
and she'll come right back up
right back up in June!

That's wife?
(That's wife!)
And as funny as it may seem
I never imagined this one
when I would start to dream.
But I won't
But I won't let it get her down.
'Cause she keeps my heart
keeps it spinning around!

I've been a sucker, a stalker, a singer, a writer
a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out
and I know one thing:
Each time I imagine
her lovely face
I just face me the fact:
Between us, there's too much space!

That's wife?
(That's wife!)
Could I dare deny it?
Each expensive thing she'd want
I'm in no position to buy it!
But it's got to be worth a good try
'cause you never wanna
never wanna make this girl cry!

I've written 'bout Catherine and J-Lo and Jolie and Alba.
They've made my heart sing.
I've been up and down and over and out
and I'll tell ya one thing:
Each time I think I might
fall flat on my face
I just
pick
myself
up
and get
back
in
the chase!

That's wife?
(That's wife!)
That's wife, so why deny it?
There's a pair of tickets to Vegas
and maybe we oughta buy it.

But there's a few guys on this site
such a wedding would make cry...

They're gonna curl their hands up...

in a big fist...

I could die!

My my!