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Song Parodies -> "Bacon Up Is Hard to Do"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Bacon Up Is Hard to Do"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Ten years ago, John A. Barry wrote "Goat Writhin' In the Sty." Now, here's the David Cameron story.
Doo-doo-doo
Down-doo-bee-doo-down-down
Comma-comma
Down-doo-bee-doo-down-down
Comma-comma
Down-doo-bee-doo-down-down
Bacon up is hard to do!

Don't take your love
away from Dave!
Ovine lovin' is
what he crave!
If you go
then he'll be blue!
Bacon up is hard to do!

Remember when
in Oxfordshire
he found livestock
to take him higher!
He chose sow
over mare and ewe!
'Cause bacon up is hard to do!

They say that bacon up is
hard to do!
Now we know
we know that it's true!
Don't say
that this is the end
of Cameron's time on Downing Street
just 'cause he plays with porcine meat!

He begs of you
don't say, "Yee-haw!"
Just because he likes
his pork so raw!
Come on, baby
this hog is true!
'Cause bacon up is hard to do!

(They say that bacon up is
hard to do!)
Now we know
we know that it's true!
(Don't say
that this is the end)
of Cameron's time on Downing Street
just 'cause he plays with porcine meat!

He begs of you
don't say, "Yee-haw!"
Just because he likes
his pork so raw!
Come on, baby
this hog is true!
'Cause bacon up is hard to do!

Down-doo-bee-doo-down-down
Comma-comma
Down-doo-bee-doo-down-down
Comma-comma
Down-doo-bee-doo-down-down
Comma-comma
(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
This "story" is already becoming boring and unimportant. Cameron's interaction with corrupt leaders elsewhere is more deserving of criticism, as per the current British press. I sheepishly point out that you/ewe likely didn't mean "ovine", unless you are broadening the allegations.
Ann H - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
I like this os
Patrick - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
I get most of my international and political news from amiright, but I haven't heard this story yet. From what I can infer, I may not want to. The reference to "ovine" brings back memories of another writer who used to grace these pages.
Callmelennie - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
To err is human, to forgive is ovine
Jonathan - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
same as Patrick I get most of my news from Amiright (far more entertaining than watching the news) but I too haven't heard of this also as with Pat I'm not too sure I want to but still well-written and paced 5's
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
CML's quotation seems offbase to me, although its tone is magnanimous. In any case, I doubt that placing one's curlies before swine will be forgiven. Certainly M.P. has concluded that the remote event has political relevance.
Rob Arndt - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Not familiar with Cameron's latest policies (I tend to follow German developments), but 555!
Dave W. - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
The comma-comma's are still the cat's pajama's

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