Song Parodies -> "Covfefe"

Original Song Title:

"All Shook Up"

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Original Performer:

"Covfefe"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Kathy Griffin: "Oh, God, I really did it this time. Please, let Trump do something so outrageous that people will stop talking about what I did. Or, at least, something really ridiculous." Donald Trump: "Hold my covfefe... "

Well, ah, bless my soul, what's wrong with me?
I'm gjdjin' like a fjp on a jbec tree.
My friends say I'm acting wjfhdug.
I'm in jwf

I'm Covfefe!
Uh-hum, uh-hum, yay yay, yay, yay!

Well, my hands are fjtgkd and my knees are djfp.
I can't seem to stand on my djfjdjcfjej.
Who do you thank when you have such dugk?
I'm in jwf

I'm Covfefe!
Uh-hum, uh-hum, yay yay, yay, yay!

Well, please don't ask me what's on my mind.
I'm a little mixed-up, but I'm ykeor wjfjv.
When I'm near the girl that I love best
my heart beats so, it fjfjd me to digyg!

When she touches my hand, what a fojfh I got!
Her lips are like a fjvjdnf that's hot!
I'm proud to say that she's my godkfhsjfjc!
I'm in jwf

I'm Covfefe!
Uh-hum, uh-hum, yay yay, yay, yay!

My tongue gets tied when I try to speak.
My keyboard's shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
There's only one cure for this body of mine
and that's to have that girl that I jwjdjfjdje!

When she touches my hand, what a fojfh I got!
Her lips are like a fjvjdnf that's hot!
I'm proud to say that she's my godkfhsjfjc!
I'm in jwf

I'm Covfefe!
Uh-hum, uh-hum, yay yay, yay, yay!

Uh-hum, uh-hum, yay yay, yay, yay!
I'm Covfefe!

Djfjgn you very much, ladies and gjghhrkdod.

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Dan Creeden - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment

A great Alternative Parody...

Phil Alexander - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment

Looks like we're thinking along similar lines today :-)

Billy Baxton - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment

Sorry, this was too easy for you. This is a copy of the OS, with nonsense words substituted here and there. That said, your nonsense words must contain vowels in order to simulate sense. Just ask Lewis Carroll or Tony Burgess. Please do not rush to publish again.

CML - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment

Who says you hafta work hard to write a good parody? Sometimes all you have to do is come up with a really good satirical idea; and the rest is a piece of cake

Billy Baxton - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment

^ ... But most of the time, CML, it's a predictable piece of fjvjdnf. And that isn't even authentic ribbit gibberish!

Roman Hruska - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment

I'm with CML, the greatest defender of mediocrity since me.

Michael Pacholek - May 31, 2017 - Report this comment

Squirrel!

Michael Pacholek - June 01, 2017 - Report this comment

I've never had a comment fro. A Senator from Nebraska before.

Ben Nelson - June 01, 2017 - Report this comment

Here's another one, Michael. Next time you see Obama could you tell him our state's Medicaid fund needs another re-imbursement. I know he cant go to Congress anymore, so ask him to just send us pallets of cash like he did with the Iranians.

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