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Song Parodies -> "The Cowboy In Him"

Original Song Title:

"The Cowboy In Me"

Original Performer:

Tim McGraw

Parody Song Title:

"The Cowboy In Him"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Bush would call the original version of this song a "Faith-based program." Even as he takes this country downhill.
I don't know why Bush acts the way he does
or why he thinks that math is full of fuzz.
Sometimes I think he's really very dim.
I guess that's just the cowboy in him.

He's got a life that most would like to have
but America still wakes up fighting mad
at where this country's headed, out on a limb.
I guess that's just the cowboy in him.

The urge to run to fix this mess.
A brain of stone, and Bush has less.
The things he's done for foolish pride,
when he's gone, I'll be satisfied.
The face that's in the White House
and I don't like what I see.
I guess that's just the cowboy G.O.P.

George, I know there's times you must have thought
about the harm and chaos you have wrought.
But you set your mind to see those tax cuts through.
I guess that's just the Wall Street in you.
He rides and never worries 'bout the fall.
But soon he'll see the cowboy in us all.

Tim's father is retired baseball pitcher Tug McGraw, who wore Number 45. Coincidentally, Bush's IQ.

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Chris H. - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
The more times write a parody concerning Bush , is the more I have respect for him , and the desire to spit in your face. - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with. The more times , face write grammar , the desire more concerning punctuation , is the Bush in spit.

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