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Song Parodies -> "I Drink Your Milkshake Now"

Original Song Title:

"I Think We're Alone Now"

Original Performer:

Tommy James & the Shondells

Parody Song Title:

"I Drink Your Milkshake Now"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I'm gonna milk that Daniel-Day Lewis line for all it's worth.
Children, behave.
Or you won't have dessert together.
And watch how you play...
You don't understand.
Your lunch you're
eating just as fast as you can
shoving food into your mouth with hands
trying to eat it all
it don't seem right
and since you don't have proper manners
you don't get dessert and so I have to say

I drink your milkshake now!
There doesn't seem to be no dessert around!
I drink your mlikshake now!
The slurping of my straw is the only sound!

Look at the way
Lewis will act in this movie.
'Cause what will they say?
"The Oscar goes to... "
And then he's
running up onto the Oscar stage
flying into his character's rage
holding the trophy up
into the night
and then he walks up to the microphone
and leans in very close and then he'll say...

I drink your milkshake now!
There doesn't seem to be no dessert around!
I drink your mlikshake now!
The slurping of my straw is the only sound!

I drink your milkshake now!
There doesn't seem to be no dessert around!
I drink your mlikshake now!
The slurping of my straw is the only sound!
I drink your milkshake now!
There doesn't seem to be no dessert around!
I drink your mlikshake now!
The slurping of my straw is the only sound!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 4.6
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Daniel L - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good parody
Jason - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek likes...erm Chocolate?...Vanilla?....
alvin - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
award winning
littleCupCakes - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, Sir, I'll take my shake!!
John Barry - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I like your lacteal litany.
Stan Hall - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
An Oscar for DDL and thre 5s for MP. Huzzah, huzzah! :-)
Guy - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Since this is about milk - answer me this:

If a cow laughs will milk come out her nose?

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. Well done Michael. I like it.

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