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Song Parodies -> "Lieberman, Howard and John"

Original Song Title:

"Abraham, Martin and John"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lieberman, Howard and John"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

In response to Royce. Sometimes the better man loses. Of course, when your opponent is George W. Bush, even the Ones Guy would be the better man.
Anybody here seen my old friend Lieberman?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He thrilled a lot of people
but on Friday night, no work was done.
All of his delegates are gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
Registered lots of people
but he offered up his concession.
So close, so far away, he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Howard?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
Brought back spines for lots of people
but that screaming, man, what was he on?
He blew out his voice and now it's gone.

Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to speak to the good in you and me?
Damn GOP!
Someday soon... it's gonna be... one day...

Anybody here seen my old friend Albert
where George, Fritz and Mike had once run?
I thought they all could be walking tall like my man Bill.
not like Lieberman, Howard and John.

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Royce Miller - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael Michael; if it weren't for you, no one would probably give a pig's snout about what I have to say, but bless your heart, you come back with some friggin' regards
John Jenkins - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a very good, prompt response to Royce's version (the Democratic primaries did produce good parody material), but her version made more sense. Btw, Royce, I do give a pig's snout about what you write and was disappointed when you didn't enable comments yesterday.
Royce Miller - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
John, thanks. I would like to email you, but have no idea how; if you were to look up my name under the "members" section on messageboard, you could send me a private email and I'd answer. Or if I knew how you're listed on members list, I'd send you a private email.
Theresa Heinz Kerry - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hands across the water (water)! Hands across the aisle! ;-)
Linda T - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
"Anybody here seen my old friend Lieberman?" ----- I HAVE, I HAVE! He was just in the senate, voting for the good of the country and having his whole entire party turn against him for not voting 100% demoncrat! I even made a parody about that, "demoncrats eat their own" (check it out). Dean etc., well, hun, as I had been saying then and still say today, your party has a record of abandoning it's faithful sheep after elections, (which could explain the new all time record low congress approval rating of 8%! See, they always use you, make you feel miserable to get your vote and then they always "poof" and go away - not paying attention to promises they gave you, not helping you lick your wounds -- none of that -- they just crawl under a rock and plan how they can make you more miserable and suffer more so you will vote for them again next time! It's a pattern, accept it like a man or just try try again! Oh, yeah, I did see JOE L more recently than that.... hmmmmm when would that be???????? OH, I know, I saw him endorsing John McCain!!! That's right, your old pal and buddy (until he didn't think exactly like you that is - oh then, your bonding experience was out the window huh?f) Joe is standing up for the candidate who also votes for the people and the country's good - like Joe L does ---- catch him later, (and at the victory speech/party when McCain kicks the crap out of your party again!)

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