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Song Parodies -> "Mike's Love"

Original Song Title:

"My Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Petula Clark

Parody Song Title:

"Mike's Love"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I wish I knew how to quit her. More importantly, I wish her husband knew how to quit her!
(instrumental opening)

Mike's love is warmer than the warmest sunshine.
How she makes me sigh.
Mike's love is cooler than the coolest breeze
but I am not her guy.
Mike's love is brighter than her husband's star
but she won't give him a shove.
And there is nothing in this world
that will make her this Mike's love.

Something happened to my heart
the day I first saw her.
Something that I felt much less before.
She is always on my mind
more than any other.
But she is wed to actor I deplore.

Mike's love is warmer than the warmest sunshine.
How she makes me sigh.
Mike's love is cooler than the coolest breeze
but I am not her guy.
Mike's love is brighter than her husband's star
but she won't give him a shove.
And there is nothing in this world
that will make her this Mike's love.

Once I thought this girl from Wales
would only be meant for me.
Once I thought that she might come my way.
Now it only goes to show
how wrong we all can be
for her old man ain't giving her away.

Mike's love is warmer than the warmest sunshine.
How she makes me sigh.
Mike's love is cooler than the coolest breeze
but I am not her guy.
Mike's love is brighter than her husband's star
but she won't give him a shove.
And there is nothing in this world
that will make her this Mike's love.

Mike's love is warmer than the warmest sunshine.
How she makes me sigh.
Mike's love is cooler than the coolest breeze
but I am not her guy.
Mike's love is brighter than her husband's star
but she won't give him a shove.
And there is nothing in this world
that will make her this
Mike's
love!

(instrumental close)
Douglas, you lucky bastard...

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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AFW - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
It's a tough job keeping up with the Jones'...5's
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, keeping things up when thinking about Jones isn't the problem.
Stuart McArthur - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael! Stop that!! You must never give up hope! Michael Douglas will be 105 one day and have no further use for her, and she'll have to turn to someone for her womanly pleasures - when the going gets tough, the tough get going - 555
Arwen - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, Michael...you know I know how you feel, at least...Mr. Diesel has stopped returning my calls...
Larry Hensley - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one

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