Epic Rap Battles of History!

Meghan Trainor!

vs....

Ally McBeal!

(Begin)

(Ally)
Of all the opponents
with whom they could shame me
they gave me a musical
version of Fat Amy?
I'm a Harvard Law graduate.
You're just a kid from Nantucket.
I'm a big Boston attorney
so you can go suck it!
I shagged Downey and Bon Jovi
and married Harrison Ford
When have you made any man
scream, "Oh, my Lord!"
Go waddle off
with your thighs of thunder
'cause you can't beat me
you one-hit wonder!

(Meghan)
A one-hit wonder?
I think you've blundered.
The charts have thundered
that you lie, lie, lie!
Your lips are movin'
but have no groovin'.
My raps are provin'
you will cry, cry, cry!
I know you're lyin'
'cause you're a lawyer.
You need to eat a sandwich
and I got a knuckle one for ya!
It's only your portrayer
who got Indiana Jones.
You need your Hand to go Solo
'cause you're just skin and bones!
If Iron Man saw you
he'd vent his spleen
'cause nobody knows
the trebles you've seen!

(Ally)
You know, your mama should've told you
to worry about me.
I may be skinny, but I was bigger
than you will ever be!
I'm a killer in court
hot legs and pretty face
and I get the right verdict
'cause I'm all about that case!
I could prosecute you
right into the slammer
comin' harder than a Fifth
Harmony "Sledgehammer!"
Your knee-high socks can't
compete with my short skirt.
So take your retro-Fifties bass outta here
before you get hurt!

(Meghan)
And what does that skirt show?
A body to mock.
This ain't no car wash, McSlut
and I'm cleaning your clock!
Billy lost his mind
but for him, you're still a sucker.
You're the 1990s Twiggy
I'm the 21st Century Sophie Tucker!
You need the Dancing Baby 'cause guys
don't like your bony derriere
so the writers concocted your egg-donor
daughter Hayden Panettiere!
You ain't the skinniest
b**** I've ever dissed.
But you might be the lamest!
This case is dismissed!

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!

Epic...

No treble.

Rap Battles of History!